So, you're Mario, right? But no, you're really Luigi! So you're Luigi, or maybe you're Mario, I don't know, man. But this guy, he's got to find Peach, but she's in another castle, so you need to find the right one! So, you go through, and you see a jumping turtle, man! And the clouds and bushes, they have eyes, and they're so happy! So you keep walking, right? And you find a huge mushroom, man, it's as big as you are! But it looks like such a great mushroom, so you eat the whole thing, and now you're as tall as the trees, man!
So then, you come to this huge pipe, but you're so tall, you could leap over mountains! So you jump over it and you're in the clear, man! Then you break some bricks with your head, and you find this star thing, you know? So he eats the star, and it's like a disco, man! He lights up all these crazy colors and now he's like, invincible! So he just blazes through, man, and he's running like the wind! But then it wears out and the colors are gone. But then he finds this pretty flower, and he eats it, and now he makes fire with his hands, man!
So he gets to this castle, and there's fire everywhere, man! But he jumps through, and there's this turtle-dragon thing! So, he like, grabs the axe and cuts the rope, man, and the bridge falls down! And then he finds some mushroom dude, like, he has this giant mushroom head, man!
So after a bunch of these castles, you go to another castle, and here there's 2 dragon dudes! But he beats them anyway, and you find Peach, man! She comes out and then, like, all the mushroom dudes you found are floating above her head! And like, you win the game!
So, you're Mario, right? But no, you're really Luigi! So you're Luigi, or maybe you're Mario, I don't know, man. But this guy, he's got to find Peach, but she's in another castle, so you need to find the right one! So, you go through, and you see a jumping turtle, man! And the clouds and bushes, they have eyes, and they're so happy! So you keep walking, right? And you find a huge mushroom, man, it's as big as you are! But it looks like such a great mushroom, so you eat the whole thing, and now you're as tall as the trees, man!
So then, you come to this huge pipe, but you're so tall, you could leap over mountains! So you jump over it and you're in the clear, man! Then you break some bricks with your head, and you find this star thing, you know? So he eats the star, and it's like a disco, man! He lights up all these crazy colors and now he's like, invincible! So he just blazes through, man, and he's running like the wind! But then it wears out and the colors are gone. But then he finds this pretty flower, and he eats it, and now he makes fire with his hands, man!
So he gets to this castle, and there's fire everywhere, man! But he jumps through, and there's this turtle-dragon thing! So, he like, grabs the axe and cuts the rope, man, and the bridge falls down! And then he finds some mushroom dude, like, he has this giant mushroom head, man!
So after a bunch of these castles, you go to another castle, and here there's [i]2[/i] dragon dudes! But he beats them anyway, and you find Peach, man! She comes out and then, like, all the mushroom dudes you found are floating above her head! And like, you win the game!
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