Here is a translation of the original text of inspirational, spiritual stuff. It was a guy (I meant गाय (copy and paste into Google to find out)) who wanted to convert us. Please note, I am not part of that religion, but I have relatives who are.
But I want to ask you, why would this guy (गाय) want to distribute this divine message here?
Original: That's why it's called spam! I'll only give you the link because the original is way too long. Spoiler:
I want to know all of thy personal business. Like when thou, thy mom, thy dad wast born. Your father had gone through karma. All "authorities" follow Krishna. FOLLOW NOW! JAANAA! [Hindi for "go"] Follow these commands: No unlawful stuff, bad sex, gambling, drugs, coffee or chai. Be veg, and no garlic or onion [And don't even think about cows!]. Don't worry if thou sinnest, chant this mantra everyday: [Romanized] "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Raama Hare Raama Raama Raama Hare Hare" Chant 16 rounds a day. I promise! It worketh! Question not the Holy Books or thou art an idiot. I know faith is blind, but this faith is not blind.
Comments on the translation are welcome. I need feedback. Is this accurate to the original?
Here is a translation of the original text of inspirational, spiritual stuff. It was a guy (I meant गाय (copy and paste into Google to find out)) who wanted to convert us.
Please note, I am not part of that religion, but I have relatives who are.
But I want to ask you, why would this guy (गाय) want to distribute this divine message here?
Original:
That's why it's called spam! I'll only give you the link because the original is way too long.
[spoiler][url]https://phpbb.mfgg.net/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=20818[/url][/spoiler]
Translation:
[spoiler]I want to know all of thy personal business. Like when thou, thy mom, thy dad wast born.
Your father had gone through karma. All "authorities" follow Krishna. FOLLOW NOW! JAANAA! [Hindi for "go"]
Follow these commands: No unlawful stuff, bad sex, gambling, drugs, coffee or chai. Be veg, and no garlic or onion [And don't even think about cows!].
Don't worry if thou sinnest, chant this mantra everyday: [Romanized]
"Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Raama Hare Raama
Raama Raama Hare Hare"
Chant 16 rounds a day. I promise! It worketh!
Question not the Holy Books or thou art an idiot. I know faith is blind, but this faith is not blind.[/spoiler]
Comments on the translation are welcome. I need feedback. Is this accurate to the original?
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What if you're trying to have good sex but it ends up being bad sex by the other person's fault? Does that still make you a sinner or just the other person?
What if you're trying to have good sex but it ends up being bad sex by the other person's fault? Does that still make you a sinner or just the other person?
What if you're trying to have good sex but it ends up being bad sex by the other person's fault? Does that still make you a sinner or just the other person?
The original is very weird. It actually says "no sex".
But what does that even mean? How will a species reproduce?
It would better be translated as "immoral sexual habits".
[quote="Evil Yoshi Toes"]What if you're trying to have good sex but it ends up being bad sex by the other person's fault? Does that still make you a sinner or just the other person?[/quote]
The original is very weird. It actually says "no sex".
But what does that even mean? How will a species reproduce?
It would better be translated as "immoral sexual habits".
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If I were to give you a rating, it would be -1 out of 10. Don't forget!
mfgg is bad i hate it cuz meiro is totes terre sonac IS betar!!
The "Next Life" spambot is one of my favorite spambots ever.
(I'm not trying to make fun of anyone's religious beliefs or anything - I just find the broken translation to be hilarious.)
The "Next Life" spambot is one of my favorite spambots ever.
(I'm not trying to make fun of anyone's religious beliefs or anything - I just find the broken translation to be hilarious.)
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