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 Post subject: Old Man Claims to Have Touched TD Statue and Lived
PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:52 pm 
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A 84-year-old man browsing the MFGG forums recently claimed that he found where the elusive Thunder Dragon statue was hidden. Furthermore, he also claimed that he touched the statue and lived.

The man, whose identity is currently unknown, recently made a topic in Forum 44, a forum that is believed to be a secret forum that "only non-normies can access." This is what the topic initially said:

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i'm not making this up . i found the thunder dragoon statue and touched it. and i lived. do you believe me guys.

Many quickly dismissed him as a deranged lunatic. Some have suggested that the man may have had too many prunes the night before, causing him to hallucinate due to the abnormally high amounts of gas in his room. The old man's true identity has yet to be revealed, so be sure to follow this article for any updates.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:26 pm 
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I blame the prunes.

Another possibility is that prunes are the secret to touching TD statues without getting killified.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:34 pm 
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Why is his tooth shining


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:35 pm 
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Thanks DonnieTheGuy!
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is it kritter

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:59 pm 
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Mors wrote:
is it kritter


You mean this man?

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I don't think so. I think he died long ago because he was stomped by a kong.

 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:06 pm 
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whats his number

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:52 am 
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Uh..., Forum 44 is not secret. I found out what it is!

https://phpbb.mfgg.net/viewforum.php?f=44

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