What the fetuccini, paisanos! Do you know
this man?
He's my cousin, and he's up to no good, trying to ruin our plumbing business! Y'know, he used to work with both me and my ol' bro Danny. Always fixing the pipes correctly, like the good sweet gnocchi he used to be.
But... oh the tragedy! Just last week it was Mama's birthday. We wanted to make her the greatest, most pastastic meal of her life... And so we did our good ol' pizza!
Inmediately after she smelled it, she told us she loved it. But she knew something was... off. She went to our kitchen to take her special garlic sauce from the fridge! Until she noticed HIM drinking her special garlic sauce, that is!
Mama felt terribly betrayed by his nephew. Her heart inmediately turned into a malfatti... and then she died to go to bolognesa heaven.
So... we kicked him out for his dishonor and betrayal to our family. And now, he's going vendetta on the world and filling MFGG's sewers with lasagna so that he can turn it into ravioli hell and rule it with an iron fist! I've been trying to warn you about this, remember?
He's also started his own minigame company recently, and is trying to hire some people to help him out!
I'm telling ya guys, this man is really cattivo! Stay away from him and his evil plans, capiscono?
What the fetuccini, paisanos! Do you know [url=https://phpbb.mfgg.net/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4506]this[/url] man?
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He's my cousin, and he's up to no good, trying to ruin our plumbing business! Y'know, he used to work with both me and my ol' bro Danny. Always fixing the pipes correctly, like the good sweet gnocchi he used to be.
But... oh the tragedy! Just last week it was Mama's birthday. We wanted to make her the greatest, most pastastic meal of her life... And so we did our good ol' pizza!
Inmediately after she smelled it, she told us she loved it. But she knew something was... off. She went to our kitchen to take her special garlic sauce from the fridge! Until she noticed HIM drinking her special garlic sauce, that is!
Mama felt terribly betrayed by his nephew. Her heart inmediately turned into a malfatti... and then she died to go to bolognesa heaven.
So... we kicked him out for his dishonor and betrayal to our family. And now, he's going vendetta on the world and filling MFGG's sewers with lasagna so that he can turn it into ravioli hell and rule it with an iron fist! I've been trying to warn you about this, remember?
He's also started his own minigame company recently, and is trying to hire some people to help him out!
I'm telling ya guys, this man is really cattivo! Stay away from him and his evil plans, capiscono?