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 Post subject: MARIO BROS PLUMBING CO.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:49 pm 
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Holy Cannoli, MFGG! Looks like your sewers are getting full of Lasagna!

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But fear no more! For we at MARIO BROS PLUMBING CO. are here to fix your problem faster than a Luigi when eating spaghetti!

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But we'll only help out for a price! Here's the deal: If you want to make use of our Pasta Power to fix this, you'll have to give us all of your Meatball Hoard! Only then we will fix your plumbing up!

Might sound like a big price, but it sure is worth it if you wanna fix such big plumbing issues!

If you don't, well... your pipes will probably grow bigger than a Cannelloni and then explode with all of their bolognese glory! And when that happens, the Nuclear Power of the Lasagna will end up turning you all into goombas and turning this place into Ravioli hell!

Pasta la vista, paisanos! Tell us when you've made a decision!

Phone number: 718-ITS-A-ME

 
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:24 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:02 pm 
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How irresponsible of the staff to let this happen.

 
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:50 pm 
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Didn't we have system operators to take care of this? Guess we shoudn't have fired Nite Shadow after all.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:17 pm 
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Technically, Nite resigned - he was much too awesome to fire! He's a fellow who can fix everything in his sleep - from agricultural equipment to broken Super NES systems! The Mario Bros. would still be my first choice for plumbing problems, though (regardless of what NoJ social media accounts say about Mario's vocational status).

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:31 pm 
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So, paisanos? Haven't you made a decision yet? It's been a week since I came here and I've been trying to call you through my pizzaphonator all day.

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And someone has yet to answer me! Are your ears covered with gnocchi or what?

 
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:56 am 
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Mr. Saltman wrote:
How irresponsible of the staff to let this happen.


no kidding! i though flushing lasagna down the toilet was a bannable offense, anyhow.

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