According to reports, a grown man well into his twenties was found still browsing and posting on a Super Mario fangaming forum he found when he was 12. Despite not having made a fangame in over 8 years, and never ripping a sprite sheet in his life, he maintains active membership on the site "for the lulz". When reached for comment, here's what he had to say: [quote="Grown Ass Man"]Somebody's gotta keep this place in shape. What, do you want another split to happen? Or for the mods to be as bad as they were back when I was a mod? Nobody but me can stop that from happening.[/quote] After our interview, he went about his regular schedule of replying "this website is incredible" to every thread, regardless of context.

You're not very subtle, Minus World member. For the record, I HAVE ripped graphics before, made a fangame last December, am 30 years old and I was 15 when I joined. At least check your facts before you meme me up.

how can I get a job writing for this publication?

IDK... I guess trying to "sneak" diss people for being active on a forum that you only shitpost on is a good start, FWD. Which actually is sadder? A 30 year old still on a Mario forum after being around for 15 years actively participating in it or the lulzing idiot who joined and is wasting time making fun of them?

ay this thread owns probably the best one since physix was brutally assassinated by hdev

oh I can do that, one sec

[b]Local Man Unbanned, Hear His EXCLUSIVE Harrowing Story![/b] It was a normal, uneventful day for member "Zelma2chainz", but according to witnesses, this was not to last. He was allegedly brutalized in the streets by the Fun Police in an event that onlookers called "barbaric" and "something straight out of the Mecha Regime". After being dragged away and thrown in the Ban Pit, no one saw him again for what felt like years, but when he finally emerged after immense protests, he appeared to be a changed man. Our team approached him on the streets for a few quick words, hoping to get an exclusive story, and boy did we ever! Zelma2chainz spoke two words to our field reporter: "**** Drei", and with that, he flashed a gif of a dancing asian lady. Truly inspirational. It appears that his time in the slammer did little to deter his fighting spirit. More at 11.

that's the kind of hard-hitting journalism we need on mfgg not that fake news bullshit in the News and Events board

For a second there I thought OP was referring to me.

that's...probably going to happen to me.

This place will be long gone before you're as old as the "elders" here.

This is a great thread lmao

[quote="CatoNator"]This place will be long gone before you're as old as the "elders" here.[/quote] nah mfgg's 100th year anniversary gonna happen

Posting on MFGG therapeutic.

I'd rather be an old geezer messing around with Mario fangames and contributing to the community in some way than some memer trolling the forum whose jokes have already dried up, to be honest.

Finally, a news article about my life.