One time I threw one into a candle and almost set a girls weave on fire

Today I noticed a paper airplane sitting on a ledge above the baby Starbucks in one part of my college. No one knows how long it's been there, or whether it will ever be dislodged from its cozy little paper airplane home.

I once saw one of my peers staple a sheet of printer paper together by the edges and claim it was a paper airplane. Needless to say, I was quite young.

Pssh, I blow straw wrappers at people.

Back on topic, I don't really have much of a funny paper airplane story...unless if not knowing how to throw it making it fall to the ground a second after throwing it counts...?