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Author:  Phanto [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Fight me, Cap'n.



It is time.

It is time that you pay for every misdemeanor that you dare say to my mask. You think you have the power to step on beings of supreme power that you don't even have a fraction of. Even on the night of Halloween, when the undead rule supreme, you think you can make such pejorative remarks about me?

You're a coward.

That's why I'm giving you the location of my arena so we can settle this once and for all. If you are scared easily, however, DO NOT ENTER.

You wanted to fight me. That's fine. Being the coward you are, however, I know you won't even so much as take a peek into what I have in store for you.

Author:  Cap'n Coconuts [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

I can make unwinnable joke games, too. But that's besides the point.

You knew there was the slight possibility you could lose in a real fight. With this little game, you have done nothing but prove me right.

Even in death... I am... not... defeated...

ha...ha...ha...

Author:  BlimpFruit [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

C-Cap'n? DONT LEAVE US CAP'N!!!

Author:  Cruise Elroy [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

rip in pieces

capn

1989-2015

Author:  Cap'n Coconuts [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

you all know everything about him is crap

i couldn't expect anything more from him in the finale, honestly

that's probably my real cause of death

he just smothered me in crap in the middle of all that static

ha

ha

ha

Author:  Cruise Elroy [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

Well, if Phanto apparently thinks he has more power than us, let's see who surrendered and who didn't.

Not it

Author:  Fidu [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

You're playing a dangerous game, editing Phanto's post to include a poll and all...

Author:  Mors [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

Whoa.....

Author:  wariowareaditct556 [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0nkyrpdql0r3oke/phanto.exe?dl=1

Author:  Cap'n Coconuts [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

wariowareaditct556 wrote:

your game is no better than phanto's. you completely missed the point of everything i stood for.

actually, i was wrong. yours is even more effortless and stupid than his was. phanto, i apologize profusely for comparing his arena to yours.

Author:  wariowareaditct556 [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

Shadow Coconuts wrote:
wariowareaditct556 wrote:

your game is no better than phanto's. you completely missed the point of everything i stood for.

actually, i was wrong. yours is even more effortless and stupid than his was. phanto, i apologize profusely for comparing his arena to yours.

It was a point. I was proving to him that HE CAN'T WIN NO MATTER WHAT. HE IS JUST A EVENT LEADER WHO WILL WITHER AWAY AT THE END OF HALLOWEEN 2015!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Cap'n Coconuts [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

it was a point you put no effort into.

your game sucks.

at least his was somewhat entertaining.

Author:  wariowareaditct556 [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 6:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

Shadow Coconuts wrote:
it was a point you put no effort into.

your game sucks.

at least his was somewhat entertaining.

Out of Character:
Spoiler:

Author:  LuNiney [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

i guess Phanto has been playing too much of a certain indie RPG

where's the option "i did both"

is deleting ini files cheating

Author:  Cap'n Coconuts [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

for those of you wondering: if you surrender, phanto says it is excellent and killing me would be so much easier. if you refuse, he says i haven't learned a thing. the following static and kill screen is exactly the same, calling me a coward, which is honestly quite predictable given his previous dialogue in MFGG.

so you have a choice. will i fall into despair in my darkest hour, or will i win as a moral victor, in spite of my own demise?

Author:  Can of Nothing [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

It shall be neither.

Behold, the truth:

Image

Author:  Cap'n Coconuts [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

well phanto, it looks like out of the 11 other people who put themselves in my shoes, only one of them was a coward.

Author:  BlimpFruit [ Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

And we all know that it was Phanto himself who selected that option.

Author:  Cap'n Coconuts [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 12:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

Actually, screw it. I don't care if I'm dead, and I don't care if possessing my soul somehow makes you a god. What kind of god are you, the god of impotence?

IF I WAS EVER A FOOL, IT WAS THINKING A STATIC SCREEN COULD SILENCE ME SO EASILY!

YOU COULD HAVE ALL THE POWER THERE IS IN THE UNIVERSE. YOU COULD CREATE GALAXIES WITH A THOUGHT. EVEN THEN, YOU WOULD STILL BE A PITIFUL WORM HIDING IN A THIRD-RATE HALLOWEEN MASK!

To think you, who kills with nothing but static and bullcrap, called me a coward! You couldn't win an actual fight against THE APOCALYPTIC HORSEMAN OF WAR!!!

NOT EVEN IN DEATH AM I SILENT! MY STUBBORN WILL AND UNFINISHED BUSINESS WILL KEEP ME GOING UNTIL YOU ARE UTTERLY DESTROYED! WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE TO THROW AT ME? YOU CAN'T KILL ME BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DID THAT!

AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Author:  wariowareaditct556 [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Fight me, Cap'n.

Shadow Coconuts wrote:
Actually, screw it. I don't care if I'm dead, and I don't care if possessing my soul somehow makes you a god. What kind of god are you, the god of impotence?

IF I WAS EVER A FOOL, IT WAS THINKING A STATIC SCREEN COULD SILENCE ME SO EASILY!

YOU COULD HAVE ALL THE POWER THERE IS IN THE UNIVERSE. YOU COULD CREATE GALAXIES WITH A THOUGHT. EVEN THEN, YOU WOULD STILL BE A PITIFUL WORM HIDING IN A THIRD-RATE HALLOWEEN MASK!

To think you, who kills with nothing but static and bullcrap, called me a coward! You couldn't win an actual fight against THE APOCALYPTIC HORSEMAN OF WAR!!!

NOT EVEN IN DEATH AM I SILENT! MY STUBBORN WILL AND UNFINISHED BUSINESS WILL KEEP ME GOING UNTIL YOU ARE UTTERLY DESTROYED! WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE TO THROW AT ME? YOU CAN'T KILL ME BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DID THAT!

AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

AND I WILL BACK YOU UP SIR!!!!!!

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