Oh noes! I focus on the mainsite for a few weeks and I miss all the fun! Can I join? Pleeeease? I'll be
I'll do this a la Dustron.
Ahem
The fighters of MFGG have always fought for honor and freedom, for belts and glory. They seek to make the world a better place through mindless exhibitions of awesomeness, and so far, it has worked.
However, on a mountaintop far away, there exist those who claim to see the corruption in the hearts of these fighters. They fear that, despite the good they are doing, their vanity and self-enthusiasm, that is, their pride in their being, might permeate through the world just as their awesomeness has. They claim that as pride passes from person to person, each person's heart twists it a little more, like a game of telephone, until one day, it turns into evil.
The ones making these claims call themselves The Enlightened Ones, and they are determined to stop this evil.
They have sent one of their three elders to purge the MFGG Wrestling Arena of the prideful. This elder, simply known asConsul, cares not for glory nor belts nor freedom nor honor.
He cares only for one thing:
Order.
...and, cut. Backstory over. Below is the character sheet.
Spoiler:
-Name: Consul
-Hometown: Mt. Kyoso
-Affiliation: neutral
-Stable: The Enlightened Ones
-Ring Intro: "Seemingly ignoring the crowd, Consul stands still for a moment, sizing up his opponent. Then, one moment, his gaze breaks; the next, he suddenly and silently appears in the ring, almost as if he was there to begin with."
-Height: 5' 13''.
-Weight: 222 lb.
-Finishing Move: knockout finisher, "Nukiuchi Kiyomeru" (alternatively, "Single-Strike Purge"; not a strict translation though) "As his opponent recovers, the Consul suddenly backs away. He quickly, but precisely, inhales. The next moment, he screams "[insert move name here]!" as he disappears into thin air. One moment later, he has moved through his opponent, now with his back to them and his arms outstretched, having finished his blow in perfect form. Behind him lies a crumpled heap of unconscious, pitiful matter."
Character Note: Although Consul is neutral and has no Charisma to signify his ignorance of the crowd, he is meant to be seen as a spoilsport, one whose whole purpose is to ruin MFGG Wrestling. This makes him a sort of meta-badguy, and he is not meant to be liked by the MFGG community.
:huh: Oh noes! I focus on the mainsite for a few weeks and I miss all the fun! Can I join? Pleeeease? I'll be :soveryhappy:
I'll do this a la Dustron.
[b]Ahem[/b]
[i]The fighters of MFGG have always fought for honor and freedom, for belts and glory. They seek to make the world a better place through mindless exhibitions of awesomeness, and so far, it has worked.
However, on a mountaintop far away, there exist those who claim to see the corruption in the hearts of these fighters. They fear that, despite the good they are doing, their vanity and self-enthusiasm, that is, their pride in their being, might permeate through the world just as their awesomeness has. They claim that as pride passes from person to person, each person's heart twists it a little more, like a game of telephone, until one day, it turns into evil.
The ones making these claims call themselves The Enlightened Ones, and they are determined to stop this evil.
They have sent one of their three elders to purge the MFGG Wrestling Arena of the prideful. This elder, simply known as[/i] [b]Consul[/b][i], cares not for glory nor belts nor freedom nor honor.
He cares only for one thing:
[size=150][b]Order.[/b][/size][/i]
...and, cut. Backstory over. Below is the character sheet.
[spoiler]-Name: Consul
-Hometown: Mt. Kyoso
-Affiliation: neutral
-Stable: The Enlightened Ones
-Ring Intro: "Seemingly ignoring the crowd, Consul stands still for a moment, sizing up his opponent. Then, one moment, his gaze breaks; the next, he suddenly and silently appears in the ring, almost as if he was there to begin with."
-Height: 5' 13''.
-Weight: 222 lb.
-Finishing Move: knockout finisher, "Nukiuchi Kiyomeru" (alternatively, "Single-Strike Purge"; not a strict translation though) "As his opponent recovers, the Consul suddenly backs away. He quickly, but precisely, inhales. The next moment, he screams "[insert move name here]!" as he disappears into thin air. One moment later, he has moved through his opponent, now with his back to them and his arms outstretched, having finished his blow in perfect form. Behind him lies a crumpled heap of unconscious, pitiful matter."
-Moveset: Martial artist
-Stats:
* Strength: 10
* Speed: 10
* Vitality: 10
* Charisma: 0
Character Note: Although Consul is neutral and has no Charisma to signify his ignorance of the crowd, he is meant to be seen as a spoilsport, one whose whole purpose is to ruin MFGG Wrestling. This makes him a sort of meta-badguy, and he is not meant to be liked by the MFGG community.
Also: Enlightened = 3 elders = 3 sides = Illuminati; Consul = [b]Illuminati Confirmed[/b] :cool:[/spoiler]
Dustron was created to wrestle. To destroy MFGG Wrestling would be to render my sole directive impossible.
I'm keeping my visual input cameras on you, Consul.
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Dustron was created to wrestle. To destroy MFGG Wrestling would be to render my sole directive impossible.
I'm keeping my visual input cameras on you, Consul.
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The SoVeryHardcore title belt gets a new owner tonight in the most hardcore of wrestling settings: the first ever Splatoon Match!
5 Man Battle Royal (Splatoon Match) (MFGG SoVeryHardcore)
The Face - The following is a 5 man Splatoon Match battle royal.
[All 5 wrestlers are at Center Plaza. (ding, ding, ding) Dustron punches Vanessa Stepside repeatedly. Dustron lifts Vanessa and throws her, and makes her hit her neck hard on the top rope. Dustron climbs to his feet. Vanessa moves back to her feet. Vanessa delivers a kick to the head of Dustron. Dustron gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vanessa Stepside. Now Vanessa Stepside standing. Dustron gets back to his feet. Vanessa mule kicks Dustron. ]
SVH - Dustron gets hit with a mule kick.
The Face - Dustron doesn't look like a mule, but he doesn't look like a squid or a kid either!
[Vanessa executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dustron. Vanessa Stepside is up again. Dustron lifts Vanessa Stepside and throws her, and makes her hit her neck hard on the top rope. Dustron punches Vanessa Stepside repeatedly. Dustron lifts Vanessa Stepside and throws him to the ground. Dustron covers Vanessa Stepside. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Vanessa Stepside escapes. ]
The Face - Dustron should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
SVH - There are some awesome weapons lying around the arena, after all!
[Vanessa Stepside moves back to her feet. Vanessa leg lariats Dustron, sending him to the ground. Vanessa Stepside leg drops Dustron. ]
SVH - Dustron gets hit with a leg drop.
[Vanessa chases Dustron up the ramp. Vanessa Stepside knee drops Consul. Vanessa climbs to her feet. ]
SVH - I wish every match could be like this!
[AsteriskX puts Consul in an arm grapevine submission. Consul is up again. Consul delivers a kick to the head of AsteriskX. Consul goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 AsteriskX escapes. ]
The Face - Consul should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[AsteriskX stands up. AsteriskX gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Consul. Consul executes the jumping sidekick on AsteriskX. Consul covers AsteriskX. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 AsteriskX escapes. ]
The Face - Not even close!
[AsteriskX gets back to his feet. AsteriskX hits a spinning leg lariat on Consul, sending him to the ground. AsteriskX rolls onto Consul connecting with a knee. AsteriskX kicks Consul on the ground. AsteriskX hits Consul with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Face - AsteriskX with a elbowdrop.
[AsteriskX is up again. AsteriskX puts Consul in an arm grapevine submission. Consul goes for a dropkick but AsteriskX dodges the attack. Consul hooks AsteriskX in an armlock leglock submission. The Walrus asks AsteriskX if he quits. AsteriskXAsteriskX escapes. Consul shoots the E-Liter 3K Scope at AsteriskX. ]
SVH - Now we've got some splatting going on!
The Face - What an outstanding match!
[Consul uses a legsweep faceslam to bring AsteriskX down. Consul runs in and leg drops AsteriskX. Consul jumps from the ramp to the alley.]
The Face - That new dude must think he just escaped from an action movie!
[Consul swings the Krak-On Splat Roller and hits AsteriskX. Blu stomps Dustron. Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Dustron standing. Dustron punches Blu repeatedly. Napalm Blu tries for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Dustron. Napalm Blu uses a lariat on Dustron. Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron stands up. Blu gets back to his feet. Napalm Blu tries for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Dustron.]
SVH - Blue forgot to take his steroids in the morning!
[Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Dustron standing. Blu stands up. Napalm Blu tries for a Sidewalk Slam but is not strong enough to lift Dustron. Blu bounces Dustron off the ropes and clotheslines him. Blu stomps Dustron. Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. Now Blu standing. Dustron lifts Napalm Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. Napalm Blu superkicks Dustron. Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron clotheslines Blu. Blu picks up the chair.... Blu slams the chair into Dustron's face!! Dustron is busted open! Blu climbs to the upper level. They lock up. Dustron sends AsteriskX to the corner of the upper level. ]
SVH - What a weak move.
[AsteriskX drives a forearm into the head of Dustron. Dustron lifts AsteriskX and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron punches AsteriskX repeatedly. AsteriskX executes a swinging neckbreaker on Dustron. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - Great swinging neckbreaker by AsteriskX.
[AsteriskX rolls onto Dustron connecting with a knee. AsteriskX does a cartwheel and kicks Dustron in the face. AsteriskX kicks Dustron on the ground. Dustron is up again. Dustron lifts AsteriskX and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron stands up. Dustron punches AsteriskX repeatedly. Dustron lifts AsteriskX and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron covers AsteriskX. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 AsteriskX escapes. ]
SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?
[AsteriskX stands up. Dustron lifts AsteriskX and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. AsteriskX moves back to his feet. Vanessa thrust kicks AsteriskX in the head. AsteriskX climbs to his feet. AsteriskX slips on ink and falls down to Center Plaza. Dustron with a powerful choke lift on Consul. Consul moves back to his feet.
The Face - It's hard to get up after a move like that!
[Dustron chokes Consul with the Aeroshoot RG.] SVH - Nothing beats the thrill of seeing a gun that you can shoot people with and choke them with!
[Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron stands up. Dustron clotheslines Consul. Consul kicks Dustron in the knee. Consul hits a spinning leg lariat on Dustron sending him to the ground. Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Consul is up again. Consul pins Dustron against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Consul executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dustron. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. They lockup. Dustron sends Consul to the corner of Center Plaza. ]
SVH - Dustron performs a weak move.
[Consul with a headscissors takeover on Dustron. ]
The Face - Consul with a perfectly-timed headscissors takeover.
[Consul gets up.]
Qwerty Triple6 - What an outstanding match!
[Consul kicks Dustron in the stomach. Consul executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dustron. Dustron climbs to his feet. Consul hits him with a back fist. Consul hiptosses Dustron. ]
SVH - Dustron gets hit with a hiptoss.
[Consul goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Dustron kicks out. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Dustron standing. Dustron punches Consul repeatedly. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is back on his feet. Dustron punches Consul repeatedly. Consul uppercuts Dustron. Consul hits a koppo kick on Dustron. Dustron stands up. Dustron does a fisherman suplex on Consul. ]
The Face - If Dustron keeps using moves like that Cradle Suplex he could win the match!
[Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron chases Consul up the ramp. Dustron goes for a power move but Consul dodges the attack. Dustron sets Consul up and DDTs him into the ground. Consul climbs to his feet. Dustron executes a bearhug on Consul. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Consul tries to escape. Consul heads back to Center Plaza. ]
SVH - Dustron is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Consul leg lariats Napalm Blu, sending him to the ground. Consul covers Napalm Blu. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Napalm Blu kicks out. ]
The Face - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Napalm Blu gets up. Consul locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The Walrus asks Blu if he quits. Blu escapes. Blu scurries into the alley. ]
SVH - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
The Face - Can Blu find any safety in the alleys?
[ Blu gets hit with a back heel kick. Consul fist drops Napalm Blu on the ground. Consul gets up. Napalm Blu gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul is back on his feet. Blu gives Consul the chair... Blu spins around and kicks the chair into Consul's face!! Consul in a waist lock, and he gets planted with a Belly to Belly Suplex onto the chair!! Consul moves back to his feet. Napalm Blu gives Consul the chair...Napalm Blu spins around and nails the chair into Consul's face!! Blu moves back to his feet. Napalm Blu stomps Consul. Consul stands up. Vanessa Stepside kicks Dustron in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the ground. ]
The Face - Good scissor kick by Vanessa Stepside.
[Vanessa Stepside climbs to the upper level. ]
SVH - This is how wrestling should be!
[Vanessa leg drops the throat of Dustron. Dustron gets locked into the headscissors submission by Vanessa. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Dustron escapes. Vanessa Stepside with a headscissors takeover on Dustron. ]
SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Consul kicks AsteriskX in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the ground. ]
SVH - Isn't this why we all tune in to MFGG Wrestling?
[Consul knee drops AsteriskX. Consul climbs to his feet. Consul covers AsteriskX. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 AsteriskX escapes. ]
The Face - Consul was so close!!
[Now AsteriskX standing. AsteriskX slips on ink and falls down to Center Plaza. Consul chokes AsteriskX with the Aeroshoot RG. Consul legsweeps AsteriskX. Consul knees AsteriskX and rolls back to his feet. AsteriskX gets back to his feet. AsteriskX jabs Consul. AsteriskX takes Consul down with a knee. Consul is up again. Consul gets thrown into the turnbuckle. AsteriskX comes over and smashes Consul's head into it. Consul hits AsteriskX with a heart punch. Consul executes a corkscrew legdrop on AsteriskX. Consul gets back to his feet. AsteriskX nails Consul with a springboard dropkick. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - I'm feeling qualms just watching this!
[AsteriskX gets back to his feet. AsteriskX with the hammerlock on Consul. The referee is checking the situation. Consul escapes. AsteriskX pursues Consul as the fight moves to the alley. ]
SVH - Submissions don't count at this part of the ring.
The Face - This is the number one wrestling program on television.
[AsteriskX executes the airplane spin and throws Napalm Blu onto the ground. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - AsteriskX sure is dealing some heavy damage!
[Consul climbs to his feet. Consul takes AsteriskX down with a knee. AsteriskX gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Now Consul standing. Consul measures AsteriskX up and drops a closed fist. Consul climbs to his feet. AsteriskX stands up. Consul spinning mule kicks AsteriskX. Consul knees AsteriskX and rolls back to his feet. Consul fist drops AsteriskX on the ground. AsteriskX stands up. AsteriskX goes for a hotshot but Consul dodges the attack. AsteriskX hits Consul with an earringer. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a earringer.
[Consul gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Consul jabs AsteriskX. Consul uses a closed fist on AsteriskX. ]
SVH - Consul performs a punch.
[AsteriskX executes a headlock takedown. Now Consul standing. Consul grabs AsteriskX by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Dustron does a snap suplex to AsteriskX Dustron gets up. Dustron heads back to Center Plaza. ]
The Face - AsteriskX could get pinned at Center Plaza.
[Vanessa Stepside dropkicks Napalm Blu to the knee. Vanessa Stepside is back on her feet. Vanessa covers Blu. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Blu kicks out. Vanessa hits Napalm Blu with a heart punch. Napalm Blu is hit with a backward kick. Napalm Blu is back on his feet. Vanessa pins Blu against the ropes and chokes him with her forearm. Napalm Blu hits Vanessa Stepside with the back of his elbow. Vanessa Stepside kicks Napalm Blu in the groin. Vanessa Stepside connects with a flying knee. Napalm Blu goes down. Napalm Blu picks up Vanessa and dumps her with a Gut Wrench Suplex on the open chair!! Blu locks Vanessa in the Up 'n Down. The Walrus asks Vanessa if she quits. Vanessa tries to escape.]
The Face - MFGG Wrestling is the only place for entertainment like this!
[AsteriskX moves back to his feet. AsteriskX hits Consul with a baba chop. AsteriskX executes a huge gutbuster on Consul. Consul stands up. Consul does a cartwheel and kicks AsteriskX in the face. Consul hits AsteriskX with a powerful thrust kick. AsteriskX runs up the ramp, and Consul follows behind. AsteriskX gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul mule kicks AsteriskX. Now AsteriskX standing. Consul hits AsteriskX with the Nukiuchi Kiyomeru! AsteriskX is out cold! Consul goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 AsteriskX was elimintated by Consul. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - AsteriskX has been eliminated!
[ Blu head butts Vanessa. Blu gets up. Blu kicks Vanessa on the ground. ]
SVH - That's the kind of move that could mess up your cute little waifu hairdo!
[Vanessa stands up. Napalm Blu throws Vanessa the chair.. Blu goes up top..Napalm Blu dropkicks the chair into her face! Vanessa is up again. Vanessa Stepside hits a spinning leg lariat on Blu, sending him to the ground. Vanessa measures Napalm Blu up and drops a closed fist. Vanessa Stepside is up again. Napalm Blu stands up. Blu gives Vanessa a drop toe hold onto the open chair!! Blu climbs to his feet. Napalm Blu stomps Vanessa's head. Vanessa uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Napalm Blu down. ]
The Face - Good legsweep faceslam by Vanessa Stepside.
SVH - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[Now Blu standing. Blu grabs ahold of Vanessa Stepside's waist....Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex onto the chair!!! Vanessa legsweeps Napalm Blu. Vanessa Stepside rolls onto Blu, connecting with a knee. Blu stands up. Blu hits her with a back fist. ]
The Face - Blu with a back fist.
[ Blu shoulder tackles Vanessa Stepside. Napalm Blu is up again. Napalm Blu climbing up top, and off with a Moonsault on top of the chair!! The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Vanessa Stepside escapes. ]
The Face - That moonsault was fun to watch, at least!
[Vanessa Stepside gets back to his feet. Blu does a cartwheel and kicks Vanessa in the face. A Standing Moonsault by Napalm Blu on Vanessa Stepside and the chair!! Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Vanessa Stepside kicks out. Vanessa Stepside is back on his feet. Vanessa kicks Napalm Blu in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the ground. ]
The Face - That scissor kick was very good.
[Vanessa Stepside fist drops Blu on the ground. Vanessa Stepside moves back to her feet. Napalm Blu is up again. Napalm Blu knifehand chops Vanessa. Blu nails Vanessa Stepside with a belly-to-back suplex. Blu moves back to his feet. Blu kicks Vanessa Stepside on the ground. Napalm Blu sets the chair down on Vanessa...Napalm Blu goes up top..Splash onto the chair! Vanessa Stepside is hurting! The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Vanessa Stepside kicks out. ]
The Face - Not even close!
[Now Vanessa Stepside standing. Napalm Blu applies the clawhold on Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa tries for a leg lariat but Blu avoids it. ]
SVH - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[Vanessa dropkicks Blu to the knee. Vanessa Stepside gets back to her feet. ]
The Face - What an outstanding match!
[Vanessa with a headscissors takeover on Consul. Vanessa chants start. Vanessa Stepside locks Consul in the arm hammerlock submission. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Vanessa Stepside escapes. Consul runs up the ramp, and Vanessa Stepside follows behind. Consul superkicks Dustron. Consul rolls onto Dustron connecting with a knee. Consul covers Dustron hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dustron kicks out. ]
SVH - Consul should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Dustron gets up. Dustron is hit with a backward kick. Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron tries for a Belly to Belly Half Nelson Overhead Suplex but Consul avoids it. Dustron executes a bearhug on Consul. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Consul breaks loose.]
The Face - Dustron is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Consul knee drops Blu. Consul goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Napalm Blu escapes. ]
SVH - Consul was so close to winning!
Qwerty Triple6 - What an outstanding match!
[Consul hits Napalm Blu with the back of his elbow. Blu chops Consul. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a chop.
[Consul punches Blu in the gut. Consul hits a spinning leg lariat on Blu, sending him to the ground. Blu executes a jawbreaker on Consul. Blu moves back to his feet. Napalm Blu stomps Consul's head. Consul hits him with a back fist. Consul get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Napalm Blu. Blu kicks Consul on the ground. Blu kicks Consul on the ground. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a stomp.
[Now Consul standing. Consul thrust kicks Napalm Blu in the head. Napalm Blu is up again. Consul hooks Napalm Blu in an armlock leglock submission. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Blu escapes. ]
The Face - MFGG Wrestling is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Consul with a headscissors takeover on Dustron. Consul moves back to his feet. Consul runs in and leg drops Dustron. Now Dustron standing. Consul grabs Dustron's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The referee is checking the situation. Dustron breaks loose.]
The Face - Good lucking putting that dude in an armbar!
[Consul goes for a leg lariat but Dustron dodges the attack. Dustron gets locked into the headscissors submission by Consul. The referee is checking the situation. Dustron escapes. Consul executes the jumping sidekick on Dustron. Consul executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dustron. Consul is up again. Now Dustron standing. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is back on his feet. Dustron punches Consul repeatedly. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron moves back to his feet. Consul gets up. Consul connects with a flying knee. Dustron goes down. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron gets up. Dustron moves behing Napalm Blu and does a belly to back suplex Napalm Blu moves back to his feet. Dustron hooks both of Napalm Blu's arms and hits a Belly to Belly Double Arm Suplex. Now Dustron standing. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - What an outstanding match!
[Dustron lifts Napalm Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron climbs to his feet. Napalm Blu moves back to his feet. Dustron puts Napalm Blu in a waistlock and falls back, hitting a German Suplex. Dustron gets up. They lock up. Dustron sends Blu to the corner of ramp. Dustron hits a windmill suplex. Blu goes down hard. Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron executes a bearhug on Blu. The referee is checking the situation. Blu tries to escape. Blu tries to escape. Blu tries to escape. Blu is still struggling to break free.] SVH - That's not the kind of hug you'd get from a stupid purple dinosaur!
[Blu tries to escape, but he taps out. Blu was elimintated by Dustron. ]
The Face - Napalm Blu has been eliminated!
[Consul uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Dustron down. Dustron gets locked into the headscissors submission by Consul. The Walrus asks Dustron if he quits. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron stands up. Dustron covers Consul. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Consul kicks out. Consul gets up. Dustron gets hit with a back heel kick. Dustron is up again. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron gets back to his feet. Dustron punches Consul repeatedly. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron gets back to his feet. Consul stands up. Consul kicks Dustron in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the ground. ]
The Face - Amazing scissor kick!
[Consul fist drops Dustron on the ground. Consul is back on his feet. Consul jabs Dustron. Consul hiptosses Dustron. Consul knee drops Dustron. Consul stands up. Consul locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Dustron tries to escape, but is unable to break free. Dustron was elimintated by Consul. ]
SVH - Dustron is gone from the match!
The Face - There are only two wrestlers left competing for the SoVeryHardcore title belt!
[Vanessa Stepside uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Consul down. ]
The Face - Good legsweep faceslam by Vanessa.
[Vanessa knee drops Consul. Vanessa Stepside climbs to her feet. ]
SVH - Vanessa Stepside is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Vanessa Stepside knee drops Consul. Vanessa Stepside climbs to her feet. Vanessa Stepside executes a corkscrew legdrop on Consul. Vanessa Stepside gets up. Consul gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa Stepside is up again. Consul is back on his feet. Consul does a cartwheel and kicks Vanessa in the face. ]
The Face - Consul executes a cartwheel kick.
[Vanessa Stepside gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul gets up. Vanessa gets up. Consul uppercuts Vanessa. Vanessa Stepside thrust kicks Consul in the head. Vanessa grabs Consul's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Vanessa Stepside holds tight, but Consul escapes.] SVH - This is a Splatoon Match! Why are they more interested in submissions than shooting tonight?
[Vanessa Stepside knees Consul and rolls back to her feet. Vanessa Stepside knees Consul and rolls back to her feet. Vanessa Stepside climbs onto the upper level. Vanessa leg drops the throat of Consul. Vanessa Stepside executes a corkscrew legdrop on Consul. Vanessa is up again. Consul is back on his feet. Vanessa is wearing an evil grin as she kicks Consul out of the ring and spins Consul in a circle. Vanessa Stepside goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 Consul was eliminated by Vanessa Stepside. ]
SVH - That will do it for Consul. He's been eliminated!
The Face - And the winner is... Vanessa!
The Face - The winner of the battle royal, and new MFGG SoVeryHardcore champion, Vanessa Stepside!!!
Quick Results Spoiler:
Vanessa wins the 5-wrestler Splatoon Match battle royale to win the SoVeryHardcore title belt vacated by Vyro.
Order of Elimination
Consul eliminates AsteriskX by knockout.
Dustron eliminates Napalm Blu by submission.
Consul eliminates Dustron by submission.
Vanessa eliminates Consul by pinfall.
The SoVeryHardcore title belt gets a new owner tonight in the most hardcore of wrestling settings: the first ever Splatoon Match!
[b]5 Man Battle Royal (Splatoon Match) (MFGG SoVeryHardcore)[/b]
The Face - The following is a 5 man Splatoon Match battle royal.
[All 5 wrestlers are at Center Plaza. (ding, ding, ding) Dustron punches Vanessa Stepside repeatedly. Dustron lifts Vanessa and throws her, and makes her hit her neck hard on the top rope. Dustron climbs to his feet. Vanessa moves back to her feet. Vanessa delivers a kick to the head of Dustron. Dustron gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vanessa Stepside. Now Vanessa Stepside standing. Dustron gets back to his feet. Vanessa mule kicks Dustron. ]
SVH - Dustron gets hit with a mule kick.
The Face - Dustron doesn't look like a mule, but he doesn't look like a squid or a kid either!
[Vanessa executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dustron. Vanessa Stepside is up again. Dustron lifts Vanessa Stepside and throws her, and makes her hit her neck hard on the top rope. Dustron punches Vanessa Stepside repeatedly. Dustron lifts Vanessa Stepside and throws him to the ground. Dustron covers Vanessa Stepside. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Vanessa Stepside escapes. ]
The Face - Dustron should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
SVH - There are some awesome weapons lying around the arena, after all!
[Vanessa Stepside moves back to her feet. Vanessa leg lariats Dustron, sending him to the ground. Vanessa Stepside leg drops Dustron. ]
SVH - Dustron gets hit with a leg drop.
[Vanessa chases Dustron up the ramp. Vanessa Stepside knee drops Consul. Vanessa climbs to her feet. ]
SVH - I wish every match could be like this!
[AsteriskX puts Consul in an arm grapevine submission. Consul is up again. Consul delivers a kick to the head of AsteriskX. Consul goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 AsteriskX escapes. ]
The Face - Consul should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[AsteriskX stands up. AsteriskX gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Consul. Consul executes the jumping sidekick on AsteriskX. Consul covers AsteriskX. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 AsteriskX escapes. ]
The Face - Not even close!
[AsteriskX gets back to his feet. AsteriskX hits a spinning leg lariat on Consul, sending him to the ground. AsteriskX rolls onto Consul connecting with a knee. AsteriskX kicks Consul on the ground. AsteriskX hits Consul with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Face - AsteriskX with a elbowdrop.
[AsteriskX is up again. AsteriskX puts Consul in an arm grapevine submission. Consul goes for a dropkick but AsteriskX dodges the attack. Consul hooks AsteriskX in an armlock leglock submission. The Walrus asks AsteriskX if he quits. AsteriskXAsteriskX escapes. Consul shoots the E-Liter 3K Scope at AsteriskX. ]
SVH - Now we've got some splatting going on!
The Face - What an outstanding match!
[Consul uses a legsweep faceslam to bring AsteriskX down. Consul runs in and leg drops AsteriskX. Consul jumps from the ramp to the alley.]
The Face - That new dude must think he just escaped from an action movie!
[Consul swings the Krak-On Splat Roller and hits AsteriskX. Blu stomps Dustron. Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Dustron standing. Dustron punches Blu repeatedly. Napalm Blu tries for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Dustron. Napalm Blu uses a lariat on Dustron. Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron stands up. Blu gets back to his feet. Napalm Blu tries for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Dustron.]
SVH - Blue forgot to take his steroids in the morning!
[Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Dustron standing. Blu stands up. Napalm Blu tries for a Sidewalk Slam but is not strong enough to lift Dustron. Blu bounces Dustron off the ropes and clotheslines him. Blu stomps Dustron. Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. Now Blu standing. Dustron lifts Napalm Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. Napalm Blu superkicks Dustron. Dustron lifts Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron clotheslines Blu. Blu picks up the chair.... Blu slams the chair into Dustron's face!! Dustron is busted open! Blu climbs to the upper level. They lock up. Dustron sends AsteriskX to the corner of the upper level. ]
SVH - What a weak move.
[AsteriskX drives a forearm into the head of Dustron. Dustron lifts AsteriskX and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron punches AsteriskX repeatedly. AsteriskX executes a swinging neckbreaker on Dustron. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - Great swinging neckbreaker by AsteriskX.
[AsteriskX rolls onto Dustron connecting with a knee. AsteriskX does a cartwheel and kicks Dustron in the face. AsteriskX kicks Dustron on the ground. Dustron is up again. Dustron lifts AsteriskX and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron stands up. Dustron punches AsteriskX repeatedly. Dustron lifts AsteriskX and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron covers AsteriskX. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 AsteriskX escapes. ]
SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?
[AsteriskX stands up. Dustron lifts AsteriskX and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. AsteriskX moves back to his feet. Vanessa thrust kicks AsteriskX in the head. AsteriskX climbs to his feet. AsteriskX slips on ink and falls down to Center Plaza. Dustron with a powerful choke lift on Consul. Consul moves back to his feet.
The Face - It's hard to get up after a move like that!
[Dustron chokes Consul with the Aeroshoot RG.]
SVH - Nothing beats the thrill of seeing a gun that you can shoot people with and choke them with!
[Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron stands up. Dustron clotheslines Consul. Consul kicks Dustron in the knee. Consul hits a spinning leg lariat on Dustron sending him to the ground. Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Consul is up again. Consul pins Dustron against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Consul executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dustron. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. They lockup. Dustron sends Consul to the corner of Center Plaza. ]
SVH - Dustron performs a weak move.
[Consul with a headscissors takeover on Dustron. ]
The Face - Consul with a perfectly-timed headscissors takeover.
[Consul gets up.]
Qwerty Triple6 - What an outstanding match!
[Consul kicks Dustron in the stomach. Consul executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dustron. Dustron climbs to his feet. Consul hits him with a back fist. Consul hiptosses Dustron. ]
SVH - Dustron gets hit with a hiptoss.
[Consul goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Dustron kicks out. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Dustron standing. Dustron punches Consul repeatedly. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is back on his feet. Dustron punches Consul repeatedly. Consul uppercuts Dustron. Consul hits a koppo kick on Dustron. Dustron stands up. Dustron does a fisherman suplex on Consul. ]
The Face - If Dustron keeps using moves like that Cradle Suplex he could win the match!
[Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron chases Consul up the ramp. Dustron goes for a power move but Consul dodges the attack. Dustron sets Consul up and DDTs him into the ground. Consul climbs to his feet. Dustron executes a bearhug on Consul. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Consul tries to escape. Consul heads back to Center Plaza. ]
SVH - Dustron is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Consul leg lariats Napalm Blu, sending him to the ground. Consul covers Napalm Blu. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Napalm Blu kicks out. ]
The Face - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Napalm Blu gets up. Consul locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The Walrus asks Blu if he quits. Blu escapes. Blu scurries into the alley. ]
SVH - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
The Face - Can Blu find any safety in the alleys?
[ Blu gets hit with a back heel kick. Consul fist drops Napalm Blu on the ground. Consul gets up. Napalm Blu gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul is back on his feet. Blu gives Consul the chair... Blu spins around and kicks the chair into Consul's face!! Consul in a waist lock, and he gets planted with a Belly to Belly Suplex onto the chair!! Consul moves back to his feet. Napalm Blu gives Consul the chair...Napalm Blu spins around and nails the chair into Consul's face!! Blu moves back to his feet. Napalm Blu stomps Consul. Consul stands up. Vanessa Stepside kicks Dustron in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the ground. ]
The Face - Good scissor kick by Vanessa Stepside.
[Vanessa Stepside climbs to the upper level. ]
SVH - This is how wrestling should be!
[Vanessa leg drops the throat of Dustron. Dustron gets locked into the headscissors submission by Vanessa. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Dustron escapes. Vanessa Stepside with a headscissors takeover on Dustron. ]
SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Consul kicks AsteriskX in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the ground. ]
SVH - Isn't this why we all tune in to MFGG Wrestling?
[Consul knee drops AsteriskX. Consul climbs to his feet. Consul covers AsteriskX. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 AsteriskX escapes. ]
The Face - Consul was so close!!
[Now AsteriskX standing. AsteriskX slips on ink and falls down to Center Plaza. Consul chokes AsteriskX with the Aeroshoot RG. Consul legsweeps AsteriskX. Consul knees AsteriskX and rolls back to his feet. AsteriskX gets back to his feet. AsteriskX jabs Consul. AsteriskX takes Consul down with a knee. Consul is up again. Consul gets thrown into the turnbuckle. AsteriskX comes over and smashes Consul's head into it. Consul hits AsteriskX with a heart punch. Consul executes a corkscrew legdrop on AsteriskX. Consul gets back to his feet. AsteriskX nails Consul with a springboard dropkick. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - I'm feeling qualms just watching this!
[AsteriskX gets back to his feet. AsteriskX with the hammerlock on Consul. The referee is checking the situation. Consul escapes. AsteriskX pursues Consul as the fight moves to the alley. ]
SVH - Submissions don't count at this part of the ring.
The Face - This is the number one wrestling program on television.
[AsteriskX executes the airplane spin and throws Napalm Blu onto the ground. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - AsteriskX sure is dealing some heavy damage!
[Consul climbs to his feet. Consul takes AsteriskX down with a knee. AsteriskX gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Now Consul standing. Consul measures AsteriskX up and drops a closed fist. Consul climbs to his feet. AsteriskX stands up. Consul spinning mule kicks AsteriskX. Consul knees AsteriskX and rolls back to his feet. Consul fist drops AsteriskX on the ground. AsteriskX stands up. AsteriskX goes for a hotshot but Consul dodges the attack. AsteriskX hits Consul with an earringer. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a earringer.
[Consul gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Consul jabs AsteriskX. Consul uses a closed fist on AsteriskX. ]
SVH - Consul performs a punch.
[AsteriskX executes a headlock takedown. Now Consul standing. Consul grabs AsteriskX by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Dustron does a snap suplex to AsteriskX Dustron gets up. Dustron heads back to Center Plaza. ]
The Face - AsteriskX could get pinned at Center Plaza.
[Vanessa Stepside dropkicks Napalm Blu to the knee. Vanessa Stepside is back on her feet. Vanessa covers Blu. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Blu kicks out. Vanessa hits Napalm Blu with a heart punch. Napalm Blu is hit with a backward kick. Napalm Blu is back on his feet. Vanessa pins Blu against the ropes and chokes him with her forearm. Napalm Blu hits Vanessa Stepside with the back of his elbow. Vanessa Stepside kicks Napalm Blu in the groin. Vanessa Stepside connects with a flying knee. Napalm Blu goes down. Napalm Blu picks up Vanessa and dumps her with a Gut Wrench Suplex on the open chair!! Blu locks Vanessa in the Up 'n Down. The Walrus asks Vanessa if she quits. Vanessa tries to escape.]
The Face - MFGG Wrestling is the only place for entertainment like this!
[AsteriskX moves back to his feet. AsteriskX hits Consul with a baba chop. AsteriskX executes a huge gutbuster on Consul. Consul stands up. Consul does a cartwheel and kicks AsteriskX in the face. Consul hits AsteriskX with a powerful thrust kick. AsteriskX runs up the ramp, and Consul follows behind. AsteriskX gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul mule kicks AsteriskX. Now AsteriskX standing. Consul hits AsteriskX with the Nukiuchi Kiyomeru! AsteriskX is out cold! Consul goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 AsteriskX was elimintated by Consul. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - AsteriskX has been eliminated!
[ Blu head butts Vanessa. Blu gets up. Blu kicks Vanessa on the ground. ]
SVH - That's the kind of move that could mess up your cute little waifu hairdo!
[Vanessa stands up. Napalm Blu throws Vanessa the chair.. Blu goes up top..Napalm Blu dropkicks the chair into her face! Vanessa is up again. Vanessa Stepside hits a spinning leg lariat on Blu, sending him to the ground. Vanessa measures Napalm Blu up and drops a closed fist. Vanessa Stepside is up again. Napalm Blu stands up. Blu gives Vanessa a drop toe hold onto the open chair!! Blu climbs to his feet. Napalm Blu stomps Vanessa's head. Vanessa uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Napalm Blu down. ]
The Face - Good legsweep faceslam by Vanessa Stepside.
SVH - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[Now Blu standing. Blu grabs ahold of Vanessa Stepside's waist....Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex onto the chair!!! Vanessa legsweeps Napalm Blu. Vanessa Stepside rolls onto Blu, connecting with a knee. Blu stands up. Blu hits her with a back fist. ]
The Face - Blu with a back fist.
[ Blu shoulder tackles Vanessa Stepside. Napalm Blu is up again. Napalm Blu climbing up top, and off with a Moonsault on top of the chair!! The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Vanessa Stepside escapes. ]
The Face - That moonsault was fun to watch, at least!
[Vanessa Stepside gets back to his feet. Blu does a cartwheel and kicks Vanessa in the face. A Standing Moonsault by Napalm Blu on Vanessa Stepside and the chair!! Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Vanessa Stepside kicks out. Vanessa Stepside is back on his feet. Vanessa kicks Napalm Blu in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the ground. ]
The Face - That scissor kick was very good.
[Vanessa Stepside fist drops Blu on the ground. Vanessa Stepside moves back to her feet. Napalm Blu is up again. Napalm Blu knifehand chops Vanessa. Blu nails Vanessa Stepside with a belly-to-back suplex. Blu moves back to his feet. Blu kicks Vanessa Stepside on the ground. Napalm Blu sets the chair down on Vanessa...Napalm Blu goes up top..Splash onto the chair! Vanessa Stepside is hurting! The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Vanessa Stepside kicks out. ]
The Face - Not even close!
[Now Vanessa Stepside standing. Napalm Blu applies the clawhold on Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa tries for a leg lariat but Blu avoids it. ]
SVH - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[Vanessa dropkicks Blu to the knee. Vanessa Stepside gets back to her feet. ]
The Face - What an outstanding match!
[Vanessa with a headscissors takeover on Consul. Vanessa chants start. Vanessa Stepside locks Consul in the arm hammerlock submission. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Vanessa Stepside escapes. Consul runs up the ramp, and Vanessa Stepside follows behind. Consul superkicks Dustron. Consul rolls onto Dustron connecting with a knee. Consul covers Dustron hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dustron kicks out. ]
SVH - Consul should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Dustron gets up. Dustron is hit with a backward kick. Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron tries for a Belly to Belly Half Nelson Overhead Suplex but Consul avoids it. Dustron executes a bearhug on Consul. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Consul breaks loose.]
The Face - Dustron is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Consul knee drops Blu. Consul goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Napalm Blu escapes. ]
SVH - Consul was so close to winning!
Qwerty Triple6 - What an outstanding match!
[Consul hits Napalm Blu with the back of his elbow. Blu chops Consul. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a chop.
[Consul punches Blu in the gut. Consul hits a spinning leg lariat on Blu, sending him to the ground. Blu executes a jawbreaker on Consul. Blu moves back to his feet. Napalm Blu stomps Consul's head. Consul hits him with a back fist. Consul get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Napalm Blu. Blu kicks Consul on the ground. Blu kicks Consul on the ground. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a stomp.
[Now Consul standing. Consul thrust kicks Napalm Blu in the head. Napalm Blu is up again. Consul hooks Napalm Blu in an armlock leglock submission. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Blu escapes. ]
The Face - MFGG Wrestling is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Consul with a headscissors takeover on Dustron. Consul moves back to his feet. Consul runs in and leg drops Dustron. Now Dustron standing. Consul grabs Dustron's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The referee is checking the situation. Dustron breaks loose.]
The Face - Good lucking putting that dude in an armbar!
[Consul goes for a leg lariat but Dustron dodges the attack. Dustron gets locked into the headscissors submission by Consul. The referee is checking the situation. Dustron escapes. Consul executes the jumping sidekick on Dustron. Consul executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dustron. Consul is up again. Now Dustron standing. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is back on his feet. Dustron punches Consul repeatedly. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron moves back to his feet. Consul gets up. Consul connects with a flying knee. Dustron goes down. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron gets up. Dustron moves behing Napalm Blu and does a belly to back suplex Napalm Blu moves back to his feet. Dustron hooks both of Napalm Blu's arms and hits a Belly to Belly Double Arm Suplex. Now Dustron standing. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - What an outstanding match!
[Dustron lifts Napalm Blu and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron climbs to his feet. Napalm Blu moves back to his feet. Dustron puts Napalm Blu in a waistlock and falls back, hitting a German Suplex. Dustron gets up. They lock up. Dustron sends Blu to the corner of ramp. Dustron hits a windmill suplex. Blu goes down hard. Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron executes a bearhug on Blu. The referee is checking the situation. Blu tries to escape. Blu tries to escape. Blu tries to escape. Blu is still struggling to break free.]
SVH - That's not the kind of hug you'd get from a stupid purple dinosaur!
[Blu tries to escape, but he taps out. Blu was elimintated by Dustron. ]
The Face - Napalm Blu has been eliminated!
[Consul uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Dustron down. Dustron gets locked into the headscissors submission by Consul. The Walrus asks Dustron if he quits. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron stands up. Dustron covers Consul. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Consul kicks out. Consul gets up. Dustron gets hit with a back heel kick. Dustron is up again. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron gets back to his feet. Dustron punches Consul repeatedly. Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron gets back to his feet. Consul stands up. Consul kicks Dustron in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the ground. ]
The Face - Amazing scissor kick!
[Consul fist drops Dustron on the ground. Consul is back on his feet. Consul jabs Dustron. Consul hiptosses Dustron. Consul knee drops Dustron. Consul stands up. Consul locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Dustron tries to escape, but is unable to break free. Dustron was elimintated by Consul. ]
SVH - Dustron is gone from the match!
The Face - There are only two wrestlers left competing for the SoVeryHardcore title belt!
[Vanessa Stepside uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Consul down. ]
The Face - Good legsweep faceslam by Vanessa.
[Vanessa knee drops Consul. Vanessa Stepside climbs to her feet. ]
SVH - Vanessa Stepside is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Vanessa Stepside knee drops Consul. Vanessa Stepside climbs to her feet. Vanessa Stepside executes a corkscrew legdrop on Consul. Vanessa Stepside gets up. Consul gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa Stepside is up again. Consul is back on his feet. Consul does a cartwheel and kicks Vanessa in the face. ]
The Face - Consul executes a cartwheel kick.
[Vanessa Stepside gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul gets up. Vanessa gets up. Consul uppercuts Vanessa. Vanessa Stepside thrust kicks Consul in the head. Vanessa grabs Consul's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Vanessa Stepside holds tight, but Consul escapes.]
SVH - This is a Splatoon Match! Why are they more interested in submissions than shooting tonight?
[Vanessa Stepside knees Consul and rolls back to her feet. Vanessa Stepside knees Consul and rolls back to her feet. Vanessa Stepside climbs onto the upper level. Vanessa leg drops the throat of Consul. Vanessa Stepside executes a corkscrew legdrop on Consul. Vanessa is up again. Consul is back on his feet. Vanessa is wearing an evil grin as she kicks Consul out of the ring and spins Consul in a circle. Vanessa Stepside goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 Consul was eliminated by Vanessa Stepside. ]
SVH - That will do it for Consul. He's been eliminated!
The Face - And the winner is... Vanessa!
The Face - The winner of the battle royal, and new MFGG SoVeryHardcore champion, Vanessa Stepside!!!
[b]Quick Results[/b]
[spoiler]Vanessa wins the 5-wrestler Splatoon Match battle royale to win the SoVeryHardcore title belt vacated by Vyro.
[b]Order of Elimination[/b]
[list][*]Consul eliminates AsteriskX by knockout.
[*]Dustron eliminates Napalm Blu by submission.
[*]Consul eliminates Dustron by submission.
[*]Vanessa eliminates Consul by pinfall.[/list][/spoiler]
Cliax Codec is a combination of top-down and third-person shooter. The gameplay will blend platforming, puzzle and shmup elements together to create a unique gameplay experience. You will take control of four playable characters which rise against a team that seemingly wants to take over the world - but are their motives really that cliché, or are there deeper motives behind their actions?
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Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope
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Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope
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Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope
I should not have engaged the machine. I got so caught up elimating this scum, I forgot the machine, though he claims to be built on vengeance, has no pride to begin with. He is not a threat to the Order. He is not a threat to humanity. If he wins, so will we.
Yet, ironically, he is the most powerful fighter here, so I should not have...argh...my head...
If I had waited like the ultimate victor, waited for the chaos to take its toll, I could have eliminated the weaker, more prideful ones. I could have WON! Even if the machine had won, Order would be restored.
Stepside was not even strong. But I was too worn out to face her effectively, and she got lucky. She...she...what...
I...I beg your pardon, Master?
...the crowd?
Quote:
Vanessa chants start.
...I forgot about the crowd. She...she gets substantial power from crowd.
But I cannot destroy the crowd, for I am here to save them!
That leaves only one alternative: to show how weak she is. If the crowd realizes she is weak, they will not cheer, and she will remain weak.
I must destroy Stepside.
I will destroy Stepside.
This, Master, is a promise.
...yes, Master, I know I used my finisher, and I know it was insanely wicked-looking.
Consul:
[i]I...was too worn out...
Yes, Master, I know, I...[b]sigh[/b]...I made a mistake.[/i]
[quote]Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope[/quote]
[quote]Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope[/quote]
[quote]Dustron lifts Consul and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope[/quote]
[i]I should not have engaged the machine. I got so caught up elimating this scum, I forgot the machine, though he claims to be built on vengeance, has no pride to begin with. He is not a threat to the Order. He is not a threat to humanity. If he wins, so will we.
Yet, ironically, he is the most powerful fighter here, so I should not have...[b]argh[/b]...my head...
If I had waited like the ultimate victor, waited for the chaos to take its toll, I could have eliminated the weaker, more prideful ones. I could have [b]WON[/b]! Even if the machine had won, Order would be restored.
Stepside was not even strong. But I was too worn out to face her effectively, and she got lucky. She...she...what...
I...I beg your pardon, Master?
...the crowd?[/i]
[quote]Vanessa chants start.[/quote]
[i]...I forgot about the crowd. She...she gets substantial power from crowd.
But I cannot destroy the crowd, for I am here to save them!
That leaves only one alternative: to show how weak she is. If the crowd realizes she is weak, they will not cheer, and she will remain weak.
I must destroy Stepside.
[b]I will destroy Stepside[/b].
This, Master, is a promise.
...yes, Master, I know I used my finisher, and I know it was insanely wicked-looking.[/i]
So everyone has a grudge against Vanessa now...
(Insert Rage against the Machine quote here)
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Vitiman wrote:
I never get quoted :(
I find it really ironic that the day after a holiday celebrating being thankful for what we have is a day where a lot of people rush to department stores and shop until they drop. Refs: Me (1) | Me (2) | Me (3) | Me (Shlyoh) | Mors | Q-Nova If you sprited/referenced me but not on this list, PM me and I'll change it.
Vanessa is a nice girl outside battle
Sometimes
don't hate her pls
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Cliax Codec is a combination of top-down and third-person shooter. The gameplay will blend platforming, puzzle and shmup elements together to create a unique gameplay experience. You will take control of four playable characters which rise against a team that seemingly wants to take over the world - but are their motives really that cliché, or are there deeper motives behind their actions?
We'll give y'all a chance to catch your breath - before we make you lose it again with a cute little bearhug submission - with just two matches tonight before we get ready to decide on a #1 Contender for the MFGG World Championship Belt next week!
Grennaut vs. Super Soul Brother (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Mixed Martial Arts Match)
The Face - This match is a Mixed Martial Arts Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 156 pounds, from Grind Square, a member of Burning Stars, Super Soul Brother!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Super Soul Brother jumps into the ring and punches the announcer in the face. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from the Mushroom Kingdom, Grennaut!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Grennaut wears shades and stares down the opponent confidently. Super Soul Brother checks his boots. Grennaut walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) SSB superkicks Grennaut. Super Soul Brother fist drops Grennaut on the mat. Super Soul Brother moves back to his feet. Grennaut is driven further into the mat by SSB with a diving elbow smash. ]
SVH - Grennaut gets hit with a diving elbow smash.
[Now Super Soul Brother standing. SSB goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 Grennaut kicks out. ]
The Face - Super Soul Brother should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Grennaut climbs to his feet. Grennaut uses a Focus Punch on SSB. Grennaut goes for a figure four. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Grennaut escapes. Grennaut uses his cape to take down SSB. Grennaut chants start. SSB is up again. A side kick by Super Soul Brother turns the match around by knocking Grennaut to the mat. SSB gets back to his feet. SSB rolls onto Grennaut connecting with a knee. Grennaut climbs to his feet. Grennaut with a Cape Takedown on Super Soul Brother. Grennaut chants start. Super Soul Brother moves back to his feet. SSB legsweeps Grennaut. Super Soul Brother goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Grennaut escapes. ]
SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?
[Grennaut gets up. Grennaut hits SSB with a That Ain't Falco. Grennaut hits SSB with a Mushroom Dash Grennaut uppercuts Super Soul Brother. Flying lariat by SSB takes Grennaut down. Super Soul Brother chants start. Super Soul Brother moves back to his feet. Grennaut climbs to his feet. Grennaut gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from SSB. Super Soul Brother chants start. SSB grabs Grennaut's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Grennaut struggles to free himself, but he escapes. Super Soul Brother goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash. SSB is back on his feet. ]
The Face - Frist Coast Interactive Internet Wrestling is the only place for entertainment like this!
[SSB flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. SSB executes a corkscrew legdrop on Grennaut. ]
SVH - SSB performs a corkscrew legdrop.
[SSB is back on his feet. Grennaut is up again. Hiptoss executed by SSB lucha-libre style. Super Soul Brother grabs Grennaut's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Grennaut tries to escape. Grennaut escapes. Super Soul Brother leg drops the throat of Grennaut. Grennaut is back on his feet. SSB connects with a flying knee. Grennaut goes down. Super Soul Brother hits Grennaut with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Super Soul Brother gets back to his feet. A flying sitdown splash by SSB squeezes the air out of Grennaut. Now Super Soul Brother standing. Grennaut gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Super Soul Brother. SSB gets up. SSB leaps from the top rope! YES! And he pulls off a 5 Star Frog Splash! Super Soul Brother covers Grennaut, hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Qwerty Triple6 - Welp, Grennaut has fallen and he can't get up!
The Face - The winner of this match, Super Soul Brother!!!
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Kromar vs. Shylo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Mixed Martial Arts Match)
The Face - This match is a Mixed Martial Arts Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 104 pounds, from an unknown land full of Shy-Guys, Shylo!!!
[A shadow moves into the ring, and it turns out to be Shylo. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 155 pounds, from Darenya, Kromar!!! (crowd boos **)
[Thunders strike around Kromar, and evil laughter ensues. Shylo tests out the ropes. Kromar grabs the microphone and screams, "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!" (the bell rings) Shylo kicks Kromar's head out of desperation because Kromar blocked Shylo's first kick. Kromar smacks Shylo on the rear end. Kromar bites Shylo's arm out of desparation. Kromar bends over as Shylo elbows him in the midsection. ]
The Face - Shylo with a elbow to midsection.
[Kromar hits Shylo with the back of his elbow. Kromar nails Shylo with a belly-to-back suplex. Kromar climbs to his feet. Kromar punches Shylo repeatedly. Kromar bites Shylo's ear, Mike Tyson style. Kromar does a foot stomp on Shylo. Ouch! Shylo is spanked by Kromar. ]
SVH - Shylo gets hit with a spanking. Like 50 Shades, but so much awesomer!
[Kromar hits Shylo with the back of his elbow. Kromar nails Shylo with a belly-to-back suplex. Kromar moves back to his feet. Kromar clotheslines Shylo. Shylo jumps from the top rope, chopping Kromar on the top of his head. ]
The Face - Shylo is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Kromar holds his head after recieving an earringer from Shylo. ]
SVH - Kromar gets hit with a earringer.
[Kromar tries to bite Shylo's ear. So undignified! Kromar stomps Shylo's foot. Shylo places Kromar on the turnbuckle and executes the top-rope DVD! Kromar is down. ]
The Face - Splendid top-rope Death Valley Driver by Shylo.
[Kromar is locked in an elbow submission by Shylo. The Walrus asks Kromar if he quits. Kromar breaks free and bites Shylo's arm out of desparation. Kromar nails Shylo with a belly-to-back suplex. Kromar moves back to his feet. Shylo jumps from the top rope and hits Kromar with a flying armdrag. Shylo goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash. Kromar stands up. Kromar places Shylo on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. Kromar sucks chants start in the crowd. Kromar climbs to his feet. ]
SVH - Aren't these guys as good as me?
Qwerty Triple6 - Nope.
[Hiptoss executed by Shylo lucha-libre style. Now Kromar standing. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - What an outstanding match!
[Flying somersault drop kick by Shylo puts him back in the match. Kromar gets back to his feet. A flying shoulder block send Kromar to the mat. Shylo is back on his feet. Shylo flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Kromar gets up. Shylo hits Kromar with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Shylo climbs to the top and hits Kromar with a splash. Handspring hurricanrana by Shylo has Kromar pinned. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, Shylo!!!
Quick Results Spoiler:
Super Soul Brother defeats Grennaut by pinfall in an MMA Match.
Shylo defeats Krommar by pinfall in an MMA Match.
We'll give y'all a chance to catch your breath - before we make you lose it again with a cute little bearhug submission - with just two matches tonight before we get ready to decide on a #1 Contender for the [b]MFGG World Championship Belt[/b] next week!
[b]Grennaut vs. Super Soul Brother (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Mixed Martial Arts Match)[/b]
The Face - This match is a Mixed Martial Arts Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 156 pounds, from Grind Square, a member of Burning Stars, Super Soul Brother!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Super Soul Brother jumps into the ring and punches the announcer in the face. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from the Mushroom Kingdom, Grennaut!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Grennaut wears shades and stares down the opponent confidently. Super Soul Brother checks his boots. Grennaut walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) SSB superkicks Grennaut. Super Soul Brother fist drops Grennaut on the mat. Super Soul Brother moves back to his feet. Grennaut is driven further into the mat by SSB with a diving elbow smash. ]
SVH - Grennaut gets hit with a diving elbow smash.
[Now Super Soul Brother standing. SSB goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 Grennaut kicks out. ]
The Face - Super Soul Brother should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Grennaut climbs to his feet. Grennaut uses a Focus Punch on SSB. Grennaut goes for a figure four. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Grennaut escapes. Grennaut uses his cape to take down SSB. Grennaut chants start. SSB is up again. A side kick by Super Soul Brother turns the match around by knocking Grennaut to the mat. SSB gets back to his feet. SSB rolls onto Grennaut connecting with a knee. Grennaut climbs to his feet. Grennaut with a Cape Takedown on Super Soul Brother. Grennaut chants start. Super Soul Brother moves back to his feet. SSB legsweeps Grennaut. Super Soul Brother goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Grennaut escapes. ]
SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?
[Grennaut gets up. Grennaut hits SSB with a That Ain't Falco. Grennaut hits SSB with a Mushroom Dash Grennaut uppercuts Super Soul Brother. Flying lariat by SSB takes Grennaut down. Super Soul Brother chants start. Super Soul Brother moves back to his feet. Grennaut climbs to his feet. Grennaut gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from SSB. Super Soul Brother chants start. SSB grabs Grennaut's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Grennaut struggles to free himself, but he escapes. Super Soul Brother goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash. SSB is back on his feet. ]
The Face - Frist Coast Interactive Internet Wrestling is the only place for entertainment like this!
[SSB flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. SSB executes a corkscrew legdrop on Grennaut. ]
SVH - SSB performs a corkscrew legdrop.
[SSB is back on his feet. Grennaut is up again. Hiptoss executed by SSB lucha-libre style. Super Soul Brother grabs Grennaut's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Grennaut tries to escape. Grennaut escapes. Super Soul Brother leg drops the throat of Grennaut. Grennaut is back on his feet. SSB connects with a flying knee. Grennaut goes down. Super Soul Brother hits Grennaut with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Super Soul Brother gets back to his feet. A flying sitdown splash by SSB squeezes the air out of Grennaut. Now Super Soul Brother standing. Grennaut gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Super Soul Brother. SSB gets up. SSB leaps from the top rope! YES! And he pulls off a 5 Star Frog Splash! Super Soul Brother covers Grennaut, hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Qwerty Triple6 - Welp, Grennaut has fallen and he can't get up!
The Face - The winner of this match, Super Soul Brother!!!
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[b]Kromar vs. Shylo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Mixed Martial Arts Match)[/b]
The Face - This match is a Mixed Martial Arts Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 104 pounds, from an unknown land full of Shy-Guys, Shylo!!!
[A shadow moves into the ring, and it turns out to be Shylo. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 155 pounds, from Darenya, Kromar!!! (crowd boos **)
[Thunders strike around Kromar, and evil laughter ensues. Shylo tests out the ropes. Kromar grabs the microphone and screams, "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!" (the bell rings) Shylo kicks Kromar's head out of desperation because Kromar blocked Shylo's first kick. Kromar smacks Shylo on the rear end. Kromar bites Shylo's arm out of desparation. Kromar bends over as Shylo elbows him in the midsection. ]
The Face - Shylo with a elbow to midsection.
[Kromar hits Shylo with the back of his elbow. Kromar nails Shylo with a belly-to-back suplex. Kromar climbs to his feet. Kromar punches Shylo repeatedly. Kromar bites Shylo's ear, Mike Tyson style. Kromar does a foot stomp on Shylo. Ouch! Shylo is spanked by Kromar. ]
SVH - Shylo gets hit with a spanking. Like 50 Shades, but so much awesomer!
[Kromar hits Shylo with the back of his elbow. Kromar nails Shylo with a belly-to-back suplex. Kromar moves back to his feet. Kromar clotheslines Shylo. Shylo jumps from the top rope, chopping Kromar on the top of his head. ]
The Face - Shylo is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Kromar holds his head after recieving an earringer from Shylo. ]
SVH - Kromar gets hit with a earringer.
[Kromar tries to bite Shylo's ear. So undignified! Kromar stomps Shylo's foot. Shylo places Kromar on the turnbuckle and executes the top-rope DVD! Kromar is down. ]
The Face - Splendid top-rope Death Valley Driver by Shylo.
[Kromar is locked in an elbow submission by Shylo. The Walrus asks Kromar if he quits. Kromar breaks free and bites Shylo's arm out of desparation. Kromar nails Shylo with a belly-to-back suplex. Kromar moves back to his feet. Shylo jumps from the top rope and hits Kromar with a flying armdrag. Shylo goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash. Kromar stands up. Kromar places Shylo on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. Kromar sucks chants start in the crowd. Kromar climbs to his feet. ]
SVH - Aren't these guys as good as me?
Qwerty Triple6 - Nope.
[Hiptoss executed by Shylo lucha-libre style. Now Kromar standing. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - What an outstanding match!
[Flying somersault drop kick by Shylo puts him back in the match. Kromar gets back to his feet. A flying shoulder block send Kromar to the mat. Shylo is back on his feet. Shylo flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Kromar gets up. Shylo hits Kromar with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Shylo climbs to the top and hits Kromar with a splash. Handspring hurricanrana by Shylo has Kromar pinned. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, Shylo!!!
[b]Quick Results[/b]
[spoiler][list][*]Super Soul Brother defeats Grennaut by pinfall in an MMA Match.
[*]Shylo defeats Krommar by pinfall in an MMA Match.[/list][/spoiler]
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 100 pounds, from outer space, "Friendly" Dick Tater!!! (crowd cheers *******)
["Friendly" Dick Tater appears in the ring with a cloud of glitter which fills the building and gets in everybody's eyes. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 192 pounds, from Cowford, The Vinnydicater!!! (crowd cheers *)
[The Beer Barrel Polka begins playing, growing faster and faster until it plays too fast to be deciphered. Then the lights flicker rapidly, and The Vinnydicater enters the ring. The Walrus checks Dick's boots and knee pads. "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!", yells The Vinnydicater at the top of his lungs. (ding, ding, ding) Dick hits a jumping elbow thrust on VinnyVideo. VinnyVideo gets back to his feet. VinnyVideo grabs "Friendly" Dick Tater's leg and takes him down. "Friendly" Dick Tater moves back to his feet. VinnyVideo bends over as "Friendly" Dick Tater elbows him in the midsection. Vinny elbowsmashes Dick in the nose. Vinny whips Dick's feet from under him with a side kick. ]
SVH - The Vinnydicater performs a flying side kick.
[Dick is driven further into the mat by The Vinnydicater with a diving elbowsmash. Vinny jumps and elbowdrops "Friendly" Dick Tater. Vinnydicater is back on his feet. "Friendly" Dick Tater stands up. A double axehandle smash by "Friendly" Dick Tater puts Vinny to the mat. Dick chants start. "Friendly" Dick Tater applies an elbow submission hold onto VinnyVideo. The referee is checking the situation. ... VinnyVideo is fighting the hold. ... VinnyVideo trys to escape. VinnyVideo escapes. Dick jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Vinnydicater with an Asia moonsault. Dick sends The Vinnydicater to ringside. ]
The Face - Dick can't get a pin at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) "Friendly" Dick Tater trys for a flying somersault headbutt but Vinnydicater avoids it. (..2) Now Vinnydicater standing. (...3) VinnyVideo hits a jumping elbow thrust on "Friendly" Dick Tater. (....4) Vinny hits "Friendly" Dick Tater with an elbowdrop. Vinnydicater gets up. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. The Vinnydicater and Dick move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. The Vinnydicater and "Friendly" Dick Tater move back to ringside. The Vinnydicater takes Dick into the ring. "Friendly" Dick Tater is driven further into the mat by The Vinnydicater with a diving elbowsmash. The Vinnydicater is back on his feet. "Friendly" Dick Tater is up again. Dick bends over as Vinnydicater elbows him in the midsection. The flying hip attack by "Friendly" Dick Tater didn't do too much damage to Vinny. "Friendly" Dick Tater gets up. "Friendly" Dick Tater springboard DDT's Vinnydicater onto the mat! Dick chants start. Dick climbs to his feet. VinnyVideo is locked in an elbow submission by "Friendly" Dick Tater. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... VinnyVideo is fighting the hold. ... VinnyVideo trys to escape. ... "Friendly" Dick Tater tightens the hold. ... "Friendly" Dick Tater tightens the hold. "Friendly" Dick Tater breaks the hold. Dick sends Vinny to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Dick chokes Vinny with a microphone cable. "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vinny with a moonsault after springboarding off of the second rope. Dick is back on his feet. (..2) Vinny gets back to his feet. (...3) The Vinnydicater tackles "Friendly" Dick Tater. "Friendly" Dick Tater gets back to his feet. (....4) A flying bodypress by Vinnydicater takes Dick to the floor with authority. Vinnydicater is back on his feet. Dick moves back to his feet. Vinnydicater walks towards "Friendly" Dick Tater,who is waiting on the top rope, and recieves a tornado DDT from Dick. The Vinnydicater climbs to his feet. Dick goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Vinny. Dick moves back to his feet. Vinny is up again. Dick and Vinny move back into the ring. Dick hits a flying karate chop right to VinnyVideo's neck. Dick trys for a lucha-libre hiptoss but is unable to lift VinnyVideo.Vinnydicater receives a 5 Star Frog Splash from "Friendly" Dick Tater off of the top rope. Vinnydicater gets hit with a flying crossbody press from Dick. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, "Friendly" Dick Tater!!!
Mors vs. Smitty (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Mushroom Kingdom, Mors!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Mors enters the ring while smoking a cigarette, and then eats the cigarette and screams. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 260 pounds, from Belgium, Smitty!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Smitty walks to the ring. Mors tests out the ropes. Smitty goes under the ring and pulls out about ten tables and sets them up accordingly. (the bell rings) Mors bites Smitty's arm out of desparation. Smitty hits a flying karate chop right to Mors's neck. Smitty plants Mors thru a table with a Rock bottom! Smitty gets up. Mors gets back to his feet. Smitty gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mors. ]
The Face - Mors executes a charging axhandle bodyblock.
[Mors fist drops Smitty on the mat. Mors stands up. Mors puts Smitty in an arm grapevine submission. Smitty is back on his feet. Smitty hits a jumping elbow thrust on Mors. Mors gets back to his feet. Smitty nails Mors with a belly-to-back suplex. Smitty moves back to his feet. Smitty hits Mors with an elbowdrop. Smitty gets up. Now Mors standing. Smitty is speared by Mors. Mors chants start. Mors climbs to his feet. Mors and Smitty go to the floor ]
SVH - Mors will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Smitty is up again. (..2) Smitty Rusian Leg Sweeps Mors thru a table! Smitty moves back to his feet. (...3) Mors gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Smitty. Smitty gets back to his feet. Mors is back on his feet. (....4) Smitty on the turnbuckle, Mors rising from the mat, Smitty leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Smitty stands up. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Smitty and Mors move back to ringside. Smitty takes Mors into the ring. Smitty hits Mors with an elbowdrop. Now Smitty standing. Mors is driven further into the mat by Smitty with a diving elbow smash. Flying somersault drop kick by Smitty puts him back in the match. ]
The Face - Mors takes a flying somersault dropkick.
[Smitty gets back to his feet. Mors picks Smitty up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Mors gets up. Smitty is back on his feet. Smitty gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. Mors chants start. Mors sends Smitty to ringside. ]
SVH - Mors will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Mors swings a Steel chair and hits Smitty. Smitty is bleeding as a result. Mors falls head first into Smitty. ]
The Face - Smitty now knows what the falling head butt feels like.
[Mors climbs to his feet. (..2) Smitty is back on his feet. (...3) Smitty executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Mors. (....4) Mors hits a spinning leg lariat on Smitty, sending him to the floor. (.....5) Mors and Smitty move back into the ring. Mors fist drops Smitty on the mat. Mors is back on his feet. Smitty German suplexes Mors thru a table! Smitty gets back to his feet. Now Mors standing. Mors slaps Smitty in the face. Mors executes a jawbreakeron Smitty. Mors climbs to his feet. Mors puts Smitty in an arm grapevine submission. Mors puts Smitty in an arm grapevine submission. Mors fist drops Smitty on the mat. Mors gets up. Mors fist drops Smitty on the mat. Smitty moves back to his feet. A flying hip attack by Smitty takes Mors down. Smitty chants start. Smitty gets up. Mors is back on his feet. Mors uses a snap mare takeover on Smitty. Mors puts Smitty in an arm grapevine submission. Smitty moves back to his feet. Mors holds his head after recieving an earringer from Smitty. ]
SVH - Smitty performs a earringer.
[Smitty gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Smitty is up again. Mors catches Smitty's leg, but Smitty reverses it with an enzuigiri to Mors's head. Mors is driven further into the mat by Smitty with a diving elbow smash. Smitty hits Mors with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mors gets up. Mors nails Smitty with a belly-to-back suplex. Smitty body slams Mors. Smitty chants start. Smitty applies an elbow submission hold onto Mors. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Mors trys to escape. ... Smitty tightens the hold. Mors escapes. Smitty drags Mors to the floor. ]
The Face - Smitty will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Smitty swings a Steel chair and hits Mors. Mors is bleeding as a result. Smitty climbs to the top rope and nails Mors with a reverse flying elbow drop. Smitty chants start. (..2) (...3) Smitty flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Smitty stands up. Mors moves back to his feet. (....4) Mors short lariats Smitty. ]
SVH - Smitty gets hit with a short lariat.
[Smitty stands up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Mors executes a swinging bulldog on Smitty driving Smitty's face into the mat. Mors stands up. Smitty is back on his feet. Mors holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Mors hits Smitty with a baba chop. Mors with an Aztecan suplex on Smitty sends him to the mat. Smitty is up again. Mors hiptosses Smitty. Smitty knee drops Mors thru a table from the tope rope! An elbow submission by Smitty brings Mors down to the mat. The Walrus asks Mors if he quits. ... Mors is fighting the hold. ... Smitty tightens the hold. ... ... Smitty tightens the hold. Smitty breaks the hold. Smitty sends Mors to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Smitty climbs to the top turnbuckle and puts Mors thru a table using a 450 splash! ]
SVH - Perfect 450 splash table!
[Mors stands up. (..2) Mors is pounded to the ground by an off the top rope double axehandle smash. Smitty chants start. Mors is driven further into the floor by Smitty with a diving elbow smash. Now Smitty standing. They head back into the ring. Smitty hits a huge flying legdrop onto the lying Mors. Now Smitty standing. Smitty gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Mors. Smitty chants start. Smitty grabs a length of stage truss and bashes Mors with it. Youch! Smitty pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - And the winner is... Smitty!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Smitty!!!
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Uncle Clay vs. Super Soul Brother (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 156 pounds, from Grind Square a member of Burning Stars, Super Soul Brother!!! (crowd cheers ************)
[Super Soul Brother jumps into the ring and punches the announcer in the face. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Down South, USA he holds the MFGG World title belt, Uncle Clay!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Uncle Clay walks into the ring in with his valet Cassidy as the chorus of Ginuwine by Pony plays. Super Soul Brother checks his boots. The Walrus checks Uncle Clay's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Uncle Clay is hit with a backward kick. Uncle Clay gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Super Soul Brother. Super Soul Brother climbs to his feet. SSB gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. SSB hits Clay with the Crusher Uppercut! Now SSB standing. Clay stands up. Uncle Clay tears SSB down with a flying clothesline from the top turnbuckle. Clay chants start. ]
SVH - This is how wrestling should be!
[Uncle Clay hits SSB with a flying senton. Clay gets up. Uncle Clay hits Super Soul Brother with an elbowdrop. Uncle Clay gets up. Super Soul Brother pins Clay against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Uncle Clay whips SSB's feet from under him with a side kick. Uncle Clay stands up. Uncle Clay goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps SSB. Uncle Clay is back on his feet. Clay places SSB on the top turnbuckle and executes the German suplex. That has to hurt! SSB gets back to his feet. SSB punches Uncle Clay in the head. Clay gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Clay on the turnbuckle, Super Soul Brother rising from the mat, Clay leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Uncle Clay climbs to his feet. Super Soul Brother gets hit with a diving elbowsmash from Uncle Clay. Uncle Clay hits an electrifying flying somersault headbutt on SSB. Clay jumps and elbowsmashes the lying SSB. Uncle Clay stands up. SSB gets up. Clay hits Super Soul Brother with the Killing Edge! A critical hit, of course. Clay pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
The Face - We've got ourselves a winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Uncle Clay!!!
AsteriskX vs. Shylo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 104 pounds, from an unknown land full of Shy-Guys, Shylo!!!
[A shadow moves into the ring, and it turns out to be Shylo. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from parts unknown, AsteriskX!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[AsteriskX jumps into the ring and waves to everyone. Shylo tests out the ropes. AsteriskX walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Shylo gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on AsteriskX. AsteriskX jabs Shylo. Shylo hits a jumping elbow thrust on AsteriskX. Shylo flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Shylo is back on his feet. AsteriskX is driven further into the mat by Shylo with a diving elbow smash. Shylo is back on his feet. AsteriskX is driven further into the mat by Shylo with a diving elbow smash. Shylo gets up. Shylo hits AsteriskX with an elbowdrop. AsteriskX is driven further into the mat by Shylo with a diving elbow smash. Shylo tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Shylo moves back to his feet. AsteriskX stands up. A side kick by Shylo turns the match around by knocking AsteriskX to the mat. ]
The Face - Shylo with a flying side kick.
[Shylo gets up. AsteriskX gives Shylo the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. AsteriskX gets back to his feet. AsteriskX slingshot elbow drops Shylo. AsteriskX hits Shylo with an elbowdrop. AsteriskX moves back to his feet. AsteriskX knees Shylo and rolls back to his feet. AsteriskX stomps Shylo's head. Now Shylo standing. Shylo trys for a ropeflip moonsault but AsteriskX avoids it. Shylo sends AsteriskX to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - This is how wrestling should be!
[(..2) Shylo hits a flying karate chop right to AsteriskX's neck. (...3) AsteriskX gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (....4) Flying somersault drop kick by Shylo puts him back in the match. ]
The Face - Shylo with a flying somersault dropkick.
[Shylo is back on his feet. AsteriskX gets up. AsteriskX throws Shylo off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. (.....5) AsteriskX throws a chair at Shylo. AsteriskX puts Shylo in an arm grapevine submission. AsteriskX chants start. AsteriskX leg drops Shylo. AsteriskX and Shylo move back into the ring. AsteriskX slingshot elbow drops Shylo. AsteriskX hits Shylo with an elbowdrop. AsteriskX is back on his feet. AsteriskX thrust kicks Shylo in the head. AsteriskX covers Shylo hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - The winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, AsteriskX!!!
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Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous vs. Hewo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Port Town, Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Captain Jay Falcon kicks through the roof, leaving a crater, and then flexes his pecs and shouts, "SHOW ME YA MOVES!" ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 114 pounds, from parts unknown, Hewo!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Hewo lands in the arena and starts waving at everyone. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous walks around the ring. Hewo walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous hits a jumping elbow thrust on Hewo. Hewo slaps Jay. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous slaps both sides of Hewo's head out of desperation. Hewo holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Hewo mule kicks Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous. Hewo bends over as Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous elbows him in the midsection. Flying somersault drop kick by Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous puts him back in the match. Now Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous standing. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 Hewo kicks out. ]
SVH - Jay should've pounded away at Hewo some more before trying for that.
[Jay goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Hewo. Jay moves back to his feet. Now Hewo standing. Hewo trys for a backdrop but is not strong enough to lift Jay.Hewo and Jay go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - This is how wrestling should be!
[Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous places Hewo on the turnbuckle and executes the top-rope DVD! Hewo is down. (..2) Jay cuts Hewo with a blade. Hewo is bleeding as a result. ]
SVH - Aren't these guys as good as me?
The Face - Not in this lifetime.
[Jay trys for a leg drop but Hewo avoids it. (...3) (....4) Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous hits Hewo with an elbowdrop. Jay is back on his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Jay and Hewo move back to ringside. Jay and Hewo move back into the ring. Hewo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jay. Now Jay standing. Hewo is up again. Hewo neck snaps Jay. Hewo applies the clawhold on Jay. Hewo chops Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous. Hewo trys for a gorilla press slam but is not strong enough to lift Jay.Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is locked in the elbow submission by Hewo. The Walrus asks Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous if he quits. ... Hewo tightens the hold. ... Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous trys to escape. ... ... Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous trys to escape. Hewo breaks the hold. Hewo executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Jay's head onto the mat. ]
The Face - If Hewo keeps using moves like that springboard bulldog he could win the match!
[Hewo climbs to his feet. Jay gets hit with the shooting star press from Hewo. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous escapes. ]
SVH - Hewo almost put Jay away!
[Jay stands up. ]
The Face - What a match!
[Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous climbs to the top turnbuckle and executes a somersault legdrop on Hewo. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous gets up. A flying shoulder block send Hewo to the mat. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is back on his feet. Jay hits Hewo with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jay is up again. Hewo is up again. Hewo trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous.Hewo punches Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous in the head. Jay gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Hewo. ]
The Face - Hewo takes a jumping neck snap.
[Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous whips Hewo's feet from under him with a side kick. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous stands up. Hewo trys for a cobra clutch suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jay.Hewo hits Jay with the double arm DDT into the mat. Hewo gets up. Hewo apllies the camel clutch on Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous trys to escape. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous escapes. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is back on his feet. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous attempts to kick Hewo, but Hewo catches his leg. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous flips around and kicks Hewo. Jay gets back to his feet. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous covers Hewo. The Walrus counts. ...1 Hewo kicks out. Hewo does a cartwheel and kicks Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous in the face. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous stands up. Jay hits a flying karate chop right to Hewo's neck. ]
The Face - Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous with a flying karate chop.
[Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous on the turnbuckle, Hewo rising from the mat, Jay leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Hewo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jay. Hewo stands up. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hewo. Hewo is driven further into the mat by Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous with a diving elbow smash. ]
The Face - Jay executes a diving elbow smash.
[Jay goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 Hewo escapes. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous on the turnbuckle, Hewo rising from the mat, Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Hewo climbs to his feet. Hewo goes for a front slam but Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous dodges the attack. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous executes the twisting moonsault on to Hewo. Jay is back on his feet. Jay with executes a bearhug on Hewo. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Jay tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Jay tightens the hold. Hewo escapes. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Hewo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jay. Jay climbs to his feet. Jay hits Hewo with a flying senton. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is back on his feet. Hewo gets up. Jay hits Hewo with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous chants start. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is back on his feet. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous climbs to the top and hits Hewo with the 5 Star Frog Splash. Jay covers Hewo hooking the leg. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous!!!
Dustron vs. Vanessa Stepside (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Classified Laboratory, Dustron!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Dustron scans his opponent as he enters the ring. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Sapphire Angel a member of Cliax Coalition he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Vanessa Stepside!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Vanessa stands there bored, asking the referee to hurry up and get to the fight. Dustron walks around the ring. The Walrus checks Vanessa's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Dustron lifts Vanessa Stepside and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron punches Vanessa Stepside repeatedly. Vanessa uppercuts Dustron. Dustron gets hit with a back heel kick. ]
SVH - Dustron gets hit with a back heel kick.
[Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Vanessa Stepside. They lockup. Dustron sends Vanessa Stepside to the corner of the ring. Vanessa with a headscissors takeover on Dustron. Vanessa locks Dustron in the arm hammerlock submission. The Walrus asks Dustron if he quits. ... Vanessa Stepside tightens the hold. ... Dustron trys to escape. ... ... Dustron is fighting the hold. Vanessa Stepside breaks the hold. Vanessa dropkicks Dustron to the face. Vanessa Stepside chants start. Vanessa sends Dustron to ringside. ]
SVH - Vanessa can't get a pin at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Vanessa Stepside runs in and leg drops Dustron. Dustron gets up. (..2) Vanessa swings a Steel chair and hits Dustron. Dustron is bleeding as a result. (...3) Vanessa mule kicks Dustron. (....4) Vanessa Stepside measures Dustron up and drops a closed fist. Dustron is back on his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Dustron tries to incinerate Vanessa Stepside with a Cliax Laser. They lockup. Dustron sends Vanessa to the corner of the ring. Dustron puts Vanessa Stepside up on the top rope and does a super double underhook suplex. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron with a bearhug on Vanessa Stepside. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Dustron tightens the hold. Vanessa Stepside escapes. ]
SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Dustron piledrives Vanessa. Dustron chants start. Dustron with a bearhug on Vanessa Stepside. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... Dustron breaks the hold. Dustron clotheslines Vanessa Stepside. Dustron lifts Vanessa and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is back on his feet. Now Vanessa standing. Vanessa Stepside superkicks Dustron. Dustron gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa Stepside gets back to his feet. Vanessa knees Dustron and rolls back to her feet. Now Dustron standing. Dustron lifts Vanessa Stepside and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Vanessa Stepside gets up. Dustron puts Vanessa Stepside up on the top rope and superplex! Dustron chants start. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron sends Vanessa Stepside to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Vanessa Stepside gets back to his feet. (..2) Vanessa Stepside hits a spinning leg lariat on Dustron, sending him to the floor. Now Dustron standing. (...3) Vanessa punches Dustron in the gut. (....4) Vanessa hits Dustron with the back of her elbow. Dustron tries to incinerate Vanessa with a Cliax Laser. Vanessa climbs to his feet. Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Vanessa. Dustron chants start. Vanessa stands up. Dustron takes Vanessa Stepside into the ring. Dustron puts Vanessa Stepside in a waistlock and does a snap belly to back suplex. Dustron chants start. Dustron is back on his feet. They lockup. Dustron sends Vanessa to the corner of the ring. Dustron tombstones Vanessa Stepside onto the mat. Vanessa is out cold! Dustron goes for a pin with a hammerlock over head belly to belly suplex The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - And the winner is... Dustron!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Dustron!!!
Quick Results Spoiler:
-"Friendly" Dick Tater defeats The Vinnydicater -Smitty beats the tar out of Mors -Uncle Clay destroys Super Soul Brother -AsteriskX wipes the floor with Shylo -Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous does a violent thing to Hewo -Dustron deletes Vanessa Stepside
Seems we had a bit of a hiatus. Sorry about that!
To make up for it, have a bunch of matches!
[spoiler]Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 100 pounds, from outer space, "Friendly" Dick Tater!!! (crowd cheers *******)
["Friendly" Dick Tater appears in the ring with a cloud of glitter which fills the building and gets in everybody's eyes. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 192 pounds, from Cowford, The Vinnydicater!!! (crowd cheers *)
[The [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSYsiYXXD94]Beer Barrel Polka[/url] begins playing, growing faster and faster until it plays too fast to be deciphered. Then the lights flicker rapidly, and The Vinnydicater enters the ring. The Walrus checks Dick's boots and knee pads. "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!", yells The Vinnydicater at the top of his lungs. (ding, ding, ding) Dick hits a jumping elbow thrust on VinnyVideo. VinnyVideo gets back to his feet. VinnyVideo grabs "Friendly" Dick Tater's leg and takes him down. "Friendly" Dick Tater moves back to his feet. VinnyVideo bends over as "Friendly" Dick Tater elbows him in the midsection. Vinny elbowsmashes Dick in the nose. Vinny whips Dick's feet from under him with a side kick. ]
SVH - The Vinnydicater performs a flying side kick.
[Dick is driven further into the mat by The Vinnydicater with a diving elbowsmash. Vinny jumps and elbowdrops "Friendly" Dick Tater. Vinnydicater is back on his feet. "Friendly" Dick Tater stands up. A double axehandle smash by "Friendly" Dick Tater puts Vinny to the mat. Dick chants start. "Friendly" Dick Tater applies an elbow submission hold onto VinnyVideo. The referee is checking the situation. ... VinnyVideo is fighting the hold. ... VinnyVideo trys to escape. VinnyVideo escapes. Dick jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Vinnydicater with an Asia moonsault. Dick sends The Vinnydicater to ringside. ]
The Face - Dick can't get a pin at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) "Friendly" Dick Tater trys for a flying somersault headbutt but Vinnydicater avoids it. (..2) Now Vinnydicater standing. (...3) VinnyVideo hits a jumping elbow thrust on "Friendly" Dick Tater. (....4) Vinny hits "Friendly" Dick Tater with an elbowdrop. Vinnydicater gets up. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. The Vinnydicater and Dick move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. The Vinnydicater and "Friendly" Dick Tater move back to ringside. The Vinnydicater takes Dick into the ring. "Friendly" Dick Tater is driven further into the mat by The Vinnydicater with a diving elbowsmash. The Vinnydicater is back on his feet. "Friendly" Dick Tater is up again. Dick bends over as Vinnydicater elbows him in the midsection. The flying hip attack by "Friendly" Dick Tater didn't do too much damage to Vinny. "Friendly" Dick Tater gets up. "Friendly" Dick Tater springboard DDT's Vinnydicater onto the mat! Dick chants start. Dick climbs to his feet. VinnyVideo is locked in an elbow submission by "Friendly" Dick Tater. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... VinnyVideo is fighting the hold. ... VinnyVideo trys to escape. ... "Friendly" Dick Tater tightens the hold. ... "Friendly" Dick Tater tightens the hold. "Friendly" Dick Tater breaks the hold. Dick sends Vinny to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Dick chokes Vinny with a microphone cable. "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vinny with a moonsault after springboarding off of the second rope. Dick is back on his feet. (..2) Vinny gets back to his feet. (...3) The Vinnydicater tackles "Friendly" Dick Tater. "Friendly" Dick Tater gets back to his feet. (....4) A flying bodypress by Vinnydicater takes Dick to the floor with authority. Vinnydicater is back on his feet. Dick moves back to his feet. Vinnydicater walks towards "Friendly" Dick Tater,who is waiting on the top rope, and recieves a tornado DDT from Dick. The Vinnydicater climbs to his feet. Dick goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Vinny. Dick moves back to his feet. Vinny is up again. Dick and Vinny move back into the ring. Dick hits a flying karate chop right to VinnyVideo's neck. Dick trys for a lucha-libre hiptoss but is unable to lift VinnyVideo.Vinnydicater receives a 5 Star Frog Splash from "Friendly" Dick Tater off of the top rope. Vinnydicater gets hit with a flying crossbody press from Dick. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, "Friendly" Dick Tater!!!
Mors vs. Smitty (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Mushroom Kingdom, Mors!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Mors enters the ring while smoking a cigarette, and then eats the cigarette and screams. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 260 pounds, from Belgium, Smitty!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Smitty walks to the ring. Mors tests out the ropes. Smitty goes under the ring and pulls out about ten tables and sets them up accordingly. (the bell rings) Mors bites Smitty's arm out of desparation. Smitty hits a flying karate chop right to Mors's neck. Smitty plants Mors thru a table with a Rock bottom! Smitty gets up. Mors gets back to his feet. Smitty gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mors. ]
The Face - Mors executes a charging axhandle bodyblock.
[Mors fist drops Smitty on the mat. Mors stands up. Mors puts Smitty in an arm grapevine submission. Smitty is back on his feet. Smitty hits a jumping elbow thrust on Mors. Mors gets back to his feet. Smitty nails Mors with a belly-to-back suplex. Smitty moves back to his feet. Smitty hits Mors with an elbowdrop. Smitty gets up. Now Mors standing. Smitty is speared by Mors. Mors chants start. Mors climbs to his feet. Mors and Smitty go to the floor ]
SVH - Mors will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Smitty is up again. (..2) Smitty Rusian Leg Sweeps Mors thru a table! Smitty moves back to his feet. (...3) Mors gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Smitty. Smitty gets back to his feet. Mors is back on his feet. (....4) Smitty on the turnbuckle, Mors rising from the mat, Smitty leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Smitty stands up. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Smitty and Mors move back to ringside. Smitty takes Mors into the ring. Smitty hits Mors with an elbowdrop. Now Smitty standing. Mors is driven further into the mat by Smitty with a diving elbow smash. Flying somersault drop kick by Smitty puts him back in the match. ]
The Face - Mors takes a flying somersault dropkick.
[Smitty gets back to his feet. Mors picks Smitty up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Mors gets up. Smitty is back on his feet. Smitty gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. Mors chants start. Mors sends Smitty to ringside. ]
SVH - Mors will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Mors swings a Steel chair and hits Smitty. Smitty is bleeding as a result. Mors falls head first into Smitty. ]
The Face - Smitty now knows what the falling head butt feels like.
[Mors climbs to his feet. (..2) Smitty is back on his feet. (...3) Smitty executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Mors. (....4) Mors hits a spinning leg lariat on Smitty, sending him to the floor. (.....5) Mors and Smitty move back into the ring. Mors fist drops Smitty on the mat. Mors is back on his feet. Smitty German suplexes Mors thru a table! Smitty gets back to his feet. Now Mors standing. Mors slaps Smitty in the face. Mors executes a jawbreakeron Smitty. Mors climbs to his feet. Mors puts Smitty in an arm grapevine submission. Mors puts Smitty in an arm grapevine submission. Mors fist drops Smitty on the mat. Mors gets up. Mors fist drops Smitty on the mat. Smitty moves back to his feet. A flying hip attack by Smitty takes Mors down. Smitty chants start. Smitty gets up. Mors is back on his feet. Mors uses a snap mare takeover on Smitty. Mors puts Smitty in an arm grapevine submission. Smitty moves back to his feet. Mors holds his head after recieving an earringer from Smitty. ]
SVH - Smitty performs a earringer.
[Smitty gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Smitty is up again. Mors catches Smitty's leg, but Smitty reverses it with an enzuigiri to Mors's head. Mors is driven further into the mat by Smitty with a diving elbow smash. Smitty hits Mors with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mors gets up. Mors nails Smitty with a belly-to-back suplex. Smitty body slams Mors. Smitty chants start. Smitty applies an elbow submission hold onto Mors. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Mors trys to escape. ... Smitty tightens the hold. Mors escapes. Smitty drags Mors to the floor. ]
The Face - Smitty will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Smitty swings a Steel chair and hits Mors. Mors is bleeding as a result. Smitty climbs to the top rope and nails Mors with a reverse flying elbow drop. Smitty chants start. (..2) (...3) Smitty flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Smitty stands up. Mors moves back to his feet. (....4) Mors short lariats Smitty. ]
SVH - Smitty gets hit with a short lariat.
[Smitty stands up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Mors executes a swinging bulldog on Smitty driving Smitty's face into the mat. Mors stands up. Smitty is back on his feet. Mors holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Mors hits Smitty with a baba chop. Mors with an Aztecan suplex on Smitty sends him to the mat. Smitty is up again. Mors hiptosses Smitty. Smitty knee drops Mors thru a table from the tope rope! An elbow submission by Smitty brings Mors down to the mat. The Walrus asks Mors if he quits. ... Mors is fighting the hold. ... Smitty tightens the hold. ... ... Smitty tightens the hold. Smitty breaks the hold. Smitty sends Mors to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Smitty climbs to the top turnbuckle and puts Mors thru a table using a 450 splash! ]
SVH - Perfect 450 splash table!
[Mors stands up. (..2) Mors is pounded to the ground by an off the top rope double axehandle smash. Smitty chants start. Mors is driven further into the floor by Smitty with a diving elbow smash. Now Smitty standing. They head back into the ring. Smitty hits a huge flying legdrop onto the lying Mors. Now Smitty standing. Smitty gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Mors. Smitty chants start. Smitty grabs a length of stage truss and bashes Mors with it. Youch! Smitty pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - And the winner is... Smitty!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Smitty!!!
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Uncle Clay vs. Super Soul Brother (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 156 pounds, from Grind Square a member of Burning Stars, Super Soul Brother!!! (crowd cheers ************)
[Super Soul Brother jumps into the ring and punches the announcer in the face. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Down South, USA he holds the MFGG World title belt, Uncle Clay!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Uncle Clay walks into the ring in with his valet Cassidy as the chorus of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0]Ginuwine[/url] by Pony plays. Super Soul Brother checks his boots. The Walrus checks Uncle Clay's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Uncle Clay is hit with a backward kick. Uncle Clay gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Super Soul Brother. Super Soul Brother climbs to his feet. SSB gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. SSB hits Clay with the Crusher Uppercut! Now SSB standing. Clay stands up. Uncle Clay tears SSB down with a flying clothesline from the top turnbuckle. Clay chants start. ]
SVH - This is how wrestling should be!
[Uncle Clay hits SSB with a flying senton. Clay gets up. Uncle Clay hits Super Soul Brother with an elbowdrop. Uncle Clay gets up. Super Soul Brother pins Clay against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Uncle Clay whips SSB's feet from under him with a side kick. Uncle Clay stands up. Uncle Clay goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps SSB. Uncle Clay is back on his feet. Clay places SSB on the top turnbuckle and executes the German suplex. That has to hurt! SSB gets back to his feet. SSB punches Uncle Clay in the head. Clay gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Clay on the turnbuckle, Super Soul Brother rising from the mat, Clay leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Uncle Clay climbs to his feet. Super Soul Brother gets hit with a diving elbowsmash from Uncle Clay. Uncle Clay hits an electrifying flying somersault headbutt on SSB. Clay jumps and elbowsmashes the lying SSB. Uncle Clay stands up. SSB gets up. Clay hits Super Soul Brother with the Killing Edge! A critical hit, of course. Clay pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
The Face - We've got ourselves a winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Uncle Clay!!!
AsteriskX vs. Shylo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 104 pounds, from an unknown land full of Shy-Guys, Shylo!!!
[A shadow moves into the ring, and it turns out to be Shylo. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from parts unknown, AsteriskX!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[AsteriskX jumps into the ring and waves to everyone. Shylo tests out the ropes. AsteriskX walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Shylo gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on AsteriskX. AsteriskX jabs Shylo. Shylo hits a jumping elbow thrust on AsteriskX. Shylo flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Shylo is back on his feet. AsteriskX is driven further into the mat by Shylo with a diving elbow smash. Shylo is back on his feet. AsteriskX is driven further into the mat by Shylo with a diving elbow smash. Shylo gets up. Shylo hits AsteriskX with an elbowdrop. AsteriskX is driven further into the mat by Shylo with a diving elbow smash. Shylo tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Shylo moves back to his feet. AsteriskX stands up. A side kick by Shylo turns the match around by knocking AsteriskX to the mat. ]
The Face - Shylo with a flying side kick.
[Shylo gets up. AsteriskX gives Shylo the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. AsteriskX gets back to his feet. AsteriskX slingshot elbow drops Shylo. AsteriskX hits Shylo with an elbowdrop. AsteriskX moves back to his feet. AsteriskX knees Shylo and rolls back to his feet. AsteriskX stomps Shylo's head. Now Shylo standing. Shylo trys for a ropeflip moonsault but AsteriskX avoids it. Shylo sends AsteriskX to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - This is how wrestling should be!
[(..2) Shylo hits a flying karate chop right to AsteriskX's neck. (...3) AsteriskX gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (....4) Flying somersault drop kick by Shylo puts him back in the match. ]
The Face - Shylo with a flying somersault dropkick.
[Shylo is back on his feet. AsteriskX gets up. AsteriskX throws Shylo off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. (.....5) AsteriskX throws a chair at Shylo. AsteriskX puts Shylo in an arm grapevine submission. AsteriskX chants start. AsteriskX leg drops Shylo. AsteriskX and Shylo move back into the ring. AsteriskX slingshot elbow drops Shylo. AsteriskX hits Shylo with an elbowdrop. AsteriskX is back on his feet. AsteriskX thrust kicks Shylo in the head. AsteriskX covers Shylo hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - The winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, AsteriskX!!!
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Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous vs. Hewo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Port Town, Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Captain Jay Falcon kicks through the roof, leaving a crater, and then flexes his pecs and shouts, "SHOW ME YA MOVES!" ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 114 pounds, from parts unknown, Hewo!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Hewo lands in the arena and starts waving at everyone. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous walks around the ring. Hewo walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous hits a jumping elbow thrust on Hewo. Hewo slaps Jay. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous slaps both sides of Hewo's head out of desperation. Hewo holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Hewo mule kicks Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous. Hewo bends over as Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous elbows him in the midsection. Flying somersault drop kick by Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous puts him back in the match. Now Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous standing. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 Hewo kicks out. ]
SVH - Jay should've pounded away at Hewo some more before trying for that.
[Jay goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Hewo. Jay moves back to his feet. Now Hewo standing. Hewo trys for a backdrop but is not strong enough to lift Jay.Hewo and Jay go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - This is how wrestling should be!
[Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous places Hewo on the turnbuckle and executes the top-rope DVD! Hewo is down. (..2) Jay cuts Hewo with a blade. Hewo is bleeding as a result. ]
SVH - Aren't these guys as good as me?
The Face - Not in this lifetime.
[Jay trys for a leg drop but Hewo avoids it. (...3) (....4) Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous hits Hewo with an elbowdrop. Jay is back on his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Jay and Hewo move back to ringside. Jay and Hewo move back into the ring. Hewo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jay. Now Jay standing. Hewo is up again. Hewo neck snaps Jay. Hewo applies the clawhold on Jay. Hewo chops Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous. Hewo trys for a gorilla press slam but is not strong enough to lift Jay.Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is locked in the elbow submission by Hewo. The Walrus asks Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous if he quits. ... Hewo tightens the hold. ... Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous trys to escape. ... ... Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous trys to escape. Hewo breaks the hold. Hewo executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Jay's head onto the mat. ]
The Face - If Hewo keeps using moves like that springboard bulldog he could win the match!
[Hewo climbs to his feet. Jay gets hit with the shooting star press from Hewo. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous escapes. ]
SVH - Hewo almost put Jay away!
[Jay stands up. ]
The Face - What a match!
[Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous climbs to the top turnbuckle and executes a somersault legdrop on Hewo. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous gets up. A flying shoulder block send Hewo to the mat. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is back on his feet. Jay hits Hewo with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jay is up again. Hewo is up again. Hewo trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous.Hewo punches Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous in the head. Jay gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Hewo. ]
The Face - Hewo takes a jumping neck snap.
[Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous whips Hewo's feet from under him with a side kick. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous stands up. Hewo trys for a cobra clutch suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jay.Hewo hits Jay with the double arm DDT into the mat. Hewo gets up. Hewo apllies the camel clutch on Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous trys to escape. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous escapes. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is back on his feet. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous attempts to kick Hewo, but Hewo catches his leg. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous flips around and kicks Hewo. Jay gets back to his feet. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous covers Hewo. The Walrus counts. ...1 Hewo kicks out. Hewo does a cartwheel and kicks Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous in the face. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous stands up. Jay hits a flying karate chop right to Hewo's neck. ]
The Face - Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous with a flying karate chop.
[Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous on the turnbuckle, Hewo rising from the mat, Jay leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Hewo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jay. Hewo stands up. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hewo. Hewo is driven further into the mat by Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous with a diving elbow smash. ]
The Face - Jay executes a diving elbow smash.
[Jay goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 Hewo escapes. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous on the turnbuckle, Hewo rising from the mat, Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Hewo climbs to his feet. Hewo goes for a front slam but Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous dodges the attack. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous executes the twisting moonsault on to Hewo. Jay is back on his feet. Jay with executes a bearhug on Hewo. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Jay tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Jay tightens the hold. Hewo escapes. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Hewo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jay. Jay climbs to his feet. Jay hits Hewo with a flying senton. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is back on his feet. Hewo gets up. Jay hits Hewo with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous chants start. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous is back on his feet. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous climbs to the top and hits Hewo with the 5 Star Frog Splash. Jay covers Hewo hooking the leg. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous!!!
Dustron vs. Vanessa Stepside (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Classified Laboratory, Dustron!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Dustron scans his opponent as he enters the ring. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Sapphire Angel a member of Cliax Coalition he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Vanessa Stepside!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Vanessa stands there bored, asking the referee to hurry up and get to the fight. Dustron walks around the ring. The Walrus checks Vanessa's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Dustron lifts Vanessa Stepside and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron punches Vanessa Stepside repeatedly. Vanessa uppercuts Dustron. Dustron gets hit with a back heel kick. ]
SVH - Dustron gets hit with a back heel kick.
[Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Vanessa Stepside. They lockup. Dustron sends Vanessa Stepside to the corner of the ring. Vanessa with a headscissors takeover on Dustron. Vanessa locks Dustron in the arm hammerlock submission. The Walrus asks Dustron if he quits. ... Vanessa Stepside tightens the hold. ... Dustron trys to escape. ... ... Dustron is fighting the hold. Vanessa Stepside breaks the hold. Vanessa dropkicks Dustron to the face. Vanessa Stepside chants start. Vanessa sends Dustron to ringside. ]
SVH - Vanessa can't get a pin at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Vanessa Stepside runs in and leg drops Dustron. Dustron gets up. (..2) Vanessa swings a Steel chair and hits Dustron. Dustron is bleeding as a result. (...3) Vanessa mule kicks Dustron. (....4) Vanessa Stepside measures Dustron up and drops a closed fist. Dustron is back on his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Dustron tries to incinerate Vanessa Stepside with a Cliax Laser. They lockup. Dustron sends Vanessa to the corner of the ring. Dustron puts Vanessa Stepside up on the top rope and does a super double underhook suplex. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron with a bearhug on Vanessa Stepside. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Dustron tightens the hold. Vanessa Stepside escapes. ]
SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Dustron piledrives Vanessa. Dustron chants start. Dustron with a bearhug on Vanessa Stepside. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... Dustron breaks the hold. Dustron clotheslines Vanessa Stepside. Dustron lifts Vanessa and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is back on his feet. Now Vanessa standing. Vanessa Stepside superkicks Dustron. Dustron gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa Stepside gets back to his feet. Vanessa knees Dustron and rolls back to her feet. Now Dustron standing. Dustron lifts Vanessa Stepside and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Vanessa Stepside gets up. Dustron puts Vanessa Stepside up on the top rope and superplex! Dustron chants start. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron sends Vanessa Stepside to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Vanessa Stepside gets back to his feet. (..2) Vanessa Stepside hits a spinning leg lariat on Dustron, sending him to the floor. Now Dustron standing. (...3) Vanessa punches Dustron in the gut. (....4) Vanessa hits Dustron with the back of her elbow. Dustron tries to incinerate Vanessa with a Cliax Laser. Vanessa climbs to his feet. Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Vanessa. Dustron chants start. Vanessa stands up. Dustron takes Vanessa Stepside into the ring. Dustron puts Vanessa Stepside in a waistlock and does a snap belly to back suplex. Dustron chants start. Dustron is back on his feet. They lockup. Dustron sends Vanessa to the corner of the ring. Dustron tombstones Vanessa Stepside onto the mat. Vanessa is out cold! Dustron goes for a pin with a hammerlock over head belly to belly suplex The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - And the winner is... Dustron!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Dustron!!![/spoiler]
[b]Quick Results[/b]
[spoiler]-[b]"Friendly" Dick Tater[/b] defeats [b]The Vinnydicater[/b]
-[b]Smitty[/b] beats the tar out of [b]Mors[/b]
-[b]Uncle Clay[/b] destroys [b]Super Soul Brother[/b]
-[b]AsteriskX[/b] wipes the floor with [b]Shylo[/b]
-[b]Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous[/b] does a violent thing to [b]Hewo[/b]
-[b]Dustron[/b] deletes [b]Vanessa Stepside[/b][/spoiler]
It seems that Stepside didn't need any help losing. But it may not be enough.
The crowd surely respects the machine's power, so Stepside losing this match wouldn't mean much. I'll have to drive it home myself.
If an old man like me can defeat Stepside, they'll surely realize how weak she really is.
But management doesn't seem to be eager to pit me up against her. They didn't even pit me against anyone this round.
It looks like I'll have to resort to less...orthodox methods.
Heh.
Got any ideas, Master?
Consul:
[i]It's interesting, Master.
It seems that Stepside didn't need any help losing. But it may not be enough.
The crowd surely respects the machine's power, so Stepside losing this match wouldn't mean much. I'll have to drive it home myself.
If an old man like me can defeat Stepside, they'll surely realize how weak she really is.
But management doesn't seem to be eager to pit me up against her. They didn't even pit me against [b]anyone[/b] this round.
It looks like I'll have to resort to less...orthodox methods.
Heh.
Got any ideas, Master?[/i]
Last edited by SRGPaladin on Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.
All the admins lost this round...interesting :laugh:
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Vitiman wrote:
I never get quoted :(
I find it really ironic that the day after a holiday celebrating being thankful for what we have is a day where a lot of people rush to department stores and shop until they drop. Refs: Me (1) | Me (2) | Me (3) | Me (Shlyoh) | Mors | Q-Nova If you sprited/referenced me but not on this list, PM me and I'll change it.
Apparently, I am a stupid and forgot to book a match last night.
Spoiler:
Consul vs. Shylo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 104 pounds, from an unknown land full of Shy-Guys, Shylo!!!
[A shadow moves into the ring, and it turns out to be Shylo. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 222 pounds, from Mt. Kyoso a member of The Enlightened Ones, Consul!!!
[Seemingly ignoring the crowd, Consul stands still for a moment, sizing up the opponent. Then, he suddenly and silently appears in the ring, almost as if he was there to begin with. The Walrus checks Shylo's boots and knee pads. The Walrus checks Consul's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Shylo whips Consul's feet from under him with a side kick. ]
The Face - Consul takes a flying side kick.
[Shylo stands up. Now Consul standing. Consul hiptosses Shylo. Shylo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul stands up. Consul rolls onto Shylo connecting with a knee. Consul fist drops Shylo on the mat. Consul executes a corkscrew legdrop on Shylo. Consul moves back to his feet. Shylo tears Consul down with a flying clothesline from the top turnbuckle. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a flying clothesline.
[Shylo is back on his feet. Consul moves back to his feet. An elbow submission by Shylo brings Consul down to the mat. The Walrus asks Consul if he quits. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Shylo breaks the hold. Shylo trys for a top-rope DDT but is not strong enough to lift Consul.Shylo drags Consul to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Shylo off the top rope with a somersault legdrop onto Consul's chest. ]
The Face - Consul now knows what the somersault legdrop feels like.
[(..2) Consul gets back to his feet. (...3) Consul hits Shylo with the back of his elbow. (....4) A flying bodypress by Shylo takes Consul to the floor with authority. Shylo moves back to his feet. Consul gets back to his feet. (.....5) Shylo and Consul move back into the ring. Out of desperation, Shylo dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Consul. Shylo is back on his feet. Consul is up again. Consul spinning mule kicks Shylo. ]
The Face - Shylo takes a spinning mule kick.
[Shylo gets back to his feet. Consul gets elbowed to his midsection by Shylo. Shylo attempts to kick Consul, but Consul catches his leg. Shylo flips around and kicks Consul. Shylo stands up. Shylo flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Shylo is back on his feet. Consul is up again. Shylo slaps both sides of Consul's head out of desperation. Consul thrust kicks Shylo in the head. Consul grabs Shylo's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The referee is checking the situation. ... Shylo is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Shylo escapes. Consul fist drops Shylo on the mat. Flying somersault drop kick by Shylo puts him back in the match. Shylo stands up. Now Consul standing. Shylo hits a jumping elbow thrust on Consul. Shylo jumps and elbow smashes the lying Consul. Shylo stands up. Shylo covers Consul. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Consul kicks out. Consul gets up. Consul superkicks Shylo. Consul uses a closed fist on Shylo. Consul kicks Shylo in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. ]
The Face - Nice scissor kick by Consul.
[Consul and Shylo go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Consul throws a chair at Shylo. ]
SVH - Consul is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Flying lariat by Shylo takes Consul down. ]
The Face - Shylo executes a flying lariat.
[Shylo is up again. (..2) Shylo goes for a flying knee drop but Consul dodges the attack. (...3) (....4) Shylo hits Consul with an elbowdrop. Shylo stands up. Consul gets back to his feet. (.....5) Shylo takes Consul into the ring. Shylo gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Consul. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a jumping neck snap.
[Consul hits Shylo with a heart punch. Consul knees Shylo and rolls back to his feet. Consul's head is smashed into the mat with a springboard DDT by Shylo. Shylo is up again. Shylo drags Consul to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Shylo jumps and elbow smashes the lying Consul. Shylo stands up. Consul is back on his feet. (...3) Consul executes the jumping sidekick on Shylo. Shylo is up again. (....4) Shylo executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Consul. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Shylo hits Consul with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Shylo standing. Consul is back on his feet. Consul grabs Shylo by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Consul mule kicks Shylo. Shylo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul is back on his feet. Shylo gets up. Consul with a headscissors takeover on Shylo. Consul climbs to his feet. Shylo stands up. Consul locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... Shylo is fighting the hold. Consul breaks the hold. Consul dropkicks Shylo to the face. Consul is up again. Consul leg drops the throat of Shylo. Now Shylo standing. Consul leg lariats Shylo, sending him to the mat. Shylo is up again. Consul uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Shylo down. Consul hits Shylo with the Nukiuchi Kiyomeru! Shylo is out! Consul covers Shylo. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Consul!!!
Vanessa Stepside vs. "Friendly" Dick Tater (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Sapphire Angel a member of Cliax Coalition he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Vanessa Stepside!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Vanessa stands there bored, asking the referee to hurry up and get to the fight. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from outer space, "Friendly" Dick Tater!!! (crowd cheers ************)
["Friendly" Dick Tater appears in the ring with a cloud of glitter which fills the building and gets in everybody's eyes. Vanessa walks around the ring. The Walrus checks "Friendly" Dick Tater's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Vanessa Stepside pins "Friendly" Dick Tater against the ropes and chokes him with her forearm. "Friendly" Dick Tater gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Vanessa. Vanessa Stepside uppercuts Dick. Vanessa Stepside gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Vanessa Stepside gets elbowed to his midsection by Dick. Vanessa Stepside hits a koppo kick on "Friendly" Dick Tater. "Friendly" Dick Tater gets up. "Friendly" Dick Tater runs towards the ropes, springboards off, and splashes Vanessa. Dick and Vanessa go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa with an elbowdrop from the first turnbuckle. (...3) Vanessa Stepside gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dick. ]
The Face - Dick with a diving elbow smash.
[Dick stands up. (....4) Dick jumps and elbow smashes the lying Vanessa. "Friendly" Dick Tater climbs to his feet. (.....5) Dick and Vanessa move back into the ring. Dick hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop. Dick gets up. Dick hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop from the first turnbuckle. Dick jumps and elbow smashes the lying Vanessa. Vanessa is back on his feet. Dick gets set on top the turnbuckle then "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa with a splash. Vanessa with a headscissors takeover on Dick. Vanessa Stepside and "Friendly" Dick Tater go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Vanessa throws a chair at "Friendly" Dick Tater. (..2) Vanessa Stepside fist drops Dick on the floor. Vanessa is up again. "Friendly" Dick Tater is back on his feet. (...3) Vanessa hits a spinning leg lariat on "Friendly" Dick Tater, sending him to the floor. (....4) Vanessa executes a ropeflip hiptoss on "Friendly" Dick Tater. (.....5) Vanessa takes "Friendly" Dick Tater into the ring. Dick gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa Stepside moves back to his feet. Dick is back on his feet. Vanessa Stepside dropkicks Dick to the knee. Vanessa stands up. Vanessa sends "Friendly" Dick Tater to ringside. ]
The Face - Vanessa can't get a pin at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Dick gets up. (..2) "Friendly" Dick Tater hits a jumping elbow thrust on Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa Stepside stands up. (...3) Vanessa hits "Friendly" Dick Tater with a heart punch. "Friendly" Dick Tater is back on his feet. (....4) "Friendly" Dick Tater whips Vanessa's feet from under him with a side kick. Now "Friendly" Dick Tater standing. Vanessa moves back to his feet. (.....5) "Friendly" Dick Tater takes Vanessa Stepside into the ring. Vanessa catches Dick's leg, but Dick reverses it with an enzuigiri to Vanessa's head. Vanessa Stepside gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "Friendly" Dick Tater. "Friendly" Dick Tater climbs to his feet. "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop from the first turnbuckle. "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop. Now "Friendly" Dick Tater standing. Dick jumps and elbow smashes the lying Vanessa Stepside. "Friendly" Dick Tater jumps and elbow smashes the lying Vanessa. Now "Friendly" Dick Tater standing. "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop. "Friendly" Dick Tater is up again. Vanessa Stepside is back on his feet. "Friendly" Dick Tater goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Vanessa. Dick stands up. "Friendly" Dick Tater flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Vanessa Stepside is driven further into the mat by Dick with a diving elbow smash. Dick stands up. Vanessa is up again. Vanessa Stepside leg lariats "Friendly" Dick Tater, sending him to the mat. ]
SVH - Vanessa Stepside performs a leg lariat.
[Vanessa knee drops Dick. Vanessa hooks "Friendly" Dick Tater in an armlock leglock submission. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Vanessa tightens the hold. "Friendly" Dick Tater escapes. Vanessa and Dick go to the floor ]
The Face - Vanessa Stepside will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Vanessa Stepside mule kicks "Friendly" Dick Tater. Vanessa Stepside executes a corkscrew legdrop on "Friendly" Dick Tater. Vanessa takes "Friendly" Dick Tater into the ring. Vanessa Stepside runs in and leg drops Dick. Dick stands up. Vanessa Stepside hiptosses Dick. Vanessa Stepside kicks Dick out of the ring and uses a Sonic Boom-like weapon with an evil grin! Vanessa goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Vanessa Stepside!!!
Commercial Break
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Mors vs. Dustron (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Mushroom Kingdom, Mors!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Mors enters the ring while smoking a cigarette, and then eats the cigarette and screams. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Classified Laboratory, Dustron!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Dustron scans his opponent as he enters the ring. Mors tests out the ropes. Dustron walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Dustron gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Mors measures Dustron up and drops a closed fist. Mors moves back to his feet. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Mors short lariats Dustron. Dustron gets back to his feet. Dustron lifts Mors up and slams him down with a belly to belly suplex. Dustron gets up. Dustron drags Mors to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Mors is up again. (..2) Mors executes a headlock takedown. ]
SVH - Mors performs a headlock takedown.
[(...3) Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Mors stands up. (....4) Mors hits Dustron with a baba chop. ]
SVH - Mors performs a baba chop.
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. Dustron and Mors move back to ringside. Dustron and Mors move back into the ring. Dustron tries to incinerate Mors with a Cliax Laser. They lockup. Dustron sends Mors to the corner of the ring. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is back on his feet. Mors is up again. Mors picks Dustron up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Mors is up again. Mors covers Dustron hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dustron kicks out. Mors grabs Dustron's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... Dustron is fighting the hold. Mors breaks the hold. ]
SVH - Dustron could use some help about now.
[Mors lifts up Dustron and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Mors chants start. ]
The Face - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. Mors is back on his feet. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Dustron is back on his feet. Dustron tries to incinerate Mors with a Cliax Laser. Mors moves back to his feet. Mors uses a lariat on Dustron. Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. Mors gets up. Mors covers Dustron. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Dustron escapes. ]
SVH - Mors should've pounded away at Dustron some more before trying for that.
[Dustron pulls off a version of a german suplex called the Salto Suplex. Mors climbs to his feet. Mors bites Dustron's arm out of desparation. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Mors stands up. Mors hits a spinning leg lariat on Dustron, sending him to the mat. Mors hits Dustron with the back of his elbow. Dustron tries to incinerate Mors with a Cliax Laser. Mors is back on his feet. Mors hiptosses Dustron. Mors measures Dustron up and drops a closed fist. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Dustron puts Mors in a half nelson...Dustron waistlocks Mors and falls backwards. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron with a bearhug on Mors. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... Dustron tightens the hold. Dustron breaks the hold. Dustron gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. ]
The Face - Dustron takes a arm grapevine.
[Dustron moves back to his feet. Mors slaps Dustron in the face. Mors stands up. Mors nails Dustron with a belly-to-back suplex. Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. Mors climbs to his feet. Dustron stands up. Mors executes a swinging bulldog on Dustron driving Dustron's face into the mat. Dustron gets up. Dustron behind Mors executes a Belly to Back Half Nelson Choke Hold! ]
SVH - Spectacular Belly to Back Half Nelson Choke Hold Suplex!
[Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron drags Mors to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Mors moves back to his feet. (..2) Mors executes the jumping sidekick on Dustron. ]
SVH - Mors performs a jumping sidekick.
[(...3) Dustron tries to incinerate Mors with a Cliax Laser. Mors stands up. (....4) Mors pulls Dustron's hair. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Dustron standing. Mors moves back to his feet. Mors uses a snap mare takeover on Dustron. ]
The Face - Mors executes a snap mare.
[Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. Mors moves back to his feet. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Mors. Mors climbs to his feet. Dustron gets sent into the turnbuckle while Mors hits him with a splash. ]
SVH - Spectacular splash!
[Mors drags Dustron to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
The Face - Mors is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[(..2) Dustron gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mors. Dustron is up again. (...3) Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. (....4) Dustron clotheslines Mors. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Mors with an Aztecan suplex on Dustron sends him to the mat. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Dustron gets back to his feet. Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Mors. Mors gets back to his feet. Mors takes Dustron off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Mors goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Dustron escapes. ]
SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?
[Dustron is up again. Dustron is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Mors. Mors puts a knee to Dustron's back and pulls hims arms back. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... Mors tightens the hold. ... Mors breaks the hold. Dustron is back on his feet. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. Mors gets back to his feet. Mors uses a closed fist on Dustron. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron gets up. Mors executes a jawbreakeron Dustron. Mors is up again. Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. ]
SVH - Mors performs a fist drop.
[Now Dustron standing. Mors nails Dustron with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Mors standing. Dustron is up again. Mors executes a jawbreakeron Dustron. Mors is back on his feet. Dustron moves behind Mors puts him in a choke hold and falls back in a belly to belly suplex Dustron drags Mors to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[Mors moves back to his feet. (..2) Mors pulls Dustron's hair. Dustron with a powerful choke lift on Mors. Dustron hits a wheelbarrow suplex on Mors Dustron chants start. Dustron takes Mors into the ring. They lockup. Dustron sends Mors to the corner of the ring. Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Mors. Dustron hits Mors with The Iron Fist! Dustron covers Mors. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - The winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Dustron!!!
Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous vs. Kromar (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Port Town, Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Captain Jay Falcon kicks through the roof, leaving a crater, and then flexes his pecs and shouts, "SHOW ME YA MOVES!" ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 155 pounds, from Darenya, Kromar!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Thunders strike around Kromar, and evil laughter ensues. The Walrus checks Jay's boots and knee pads. "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!", yells Kromar at the top of his lungs. (the bell rings) Jay hits a flying karate chop right to Kromar's neck. Flying somersault drop kick by Jay puts him back in the match. Kromar gets back to his feet. Kromar bites Jay's arm out of desparation. Kromar hits Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous with the back of his elbow. ]
SVH - Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous gets hit with a back elbow.
[Jay goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Kromar. Kromar climbs to his feet. Jay is reeling after Kromar yells in his ear. Kromar sucks chants start in the crowd. Kromar runs toward Jay and gives him a powerful Zinedine Zidane-style headbutt. Jay is back on his feet. Kromar stomps Jay's foot. Kromar tries to bite Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous's ear. So undignified! A double axehandle smash by Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous puts Kromar to the mat. Kromar is back on his feet. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous and Kromar go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Jay swings a Steel chair and hits Kromar. Kromar is bleeding as a result. Kromar locks Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous in a half nelson. (..2) (...3) Kromar smacks Jay on the rear end. (....4) Kromar gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Kromar nails Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous with a belly-to-back suplex. Kromar stands up. Kromar punches Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous repeatedly. Kromar hits Jay with the belly-to-belly suplex. Kromar is up again. Jay stands up. Kromar bites Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous's arm out of desparation. Kromar chomps at Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous's ear. The Walrus can't approve of this. Kromar dives for Jay's knees, with both ending up on the mat. Kromar sucks chants start in the crowd. Kromar gets back to his feet. Kromar punches Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous repeatedly. Kromar gives Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous the Mafia Slam. Kromar covers Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Kromar!!!
Quick Results Spoiler:
-Consul defeats Shylo -Vanessa Stepside beats "Friendly" Dick Tater -Dustron conquers Mors -Kromar destroys Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous
Apparently, I am a stupid and forgot to book a match last night.
[spoiler]Consul vs. Shylo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 104 pounds, from an unknown land full of Shy-Guys, Shylo!!!
[A shadow moves into the ring, and it turns out to be Shylo. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 222 pounds, from Mt. Kyoso a member of The Enlightened Ones, Consul!!!
[Seemingly ignoring the crowd, Consul stands still for a moment, sizing up the opponent. Then, he suddenly and silently appears in the ring, almost as if he was there to begin with. The Walrus checks Shylo's boots and knee pads. The Walrus checks Consul's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Shylo whips Consul's feet from under him with a side kick. ]
The Face - Consul takes a flying side kick.
[Shylo stands up. Now Consul standing. Consul hiptosses Shylo. Shylo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul stands up. Consul rolls onto Shylo connecting with a knee. Consul fist drops Shylo on the mat. Consul executes a corkscrew legdrop on Shylo. Consul moves back to his feet. Shylo tears Consul down with a flying clothesline from the top turnbuckle. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a flying clothesline.
[Shylo is back on his feet. Consul moves back to his feet. An elbow submission by Shylo brings Consul down to the mat. The Walrus asks Consul if he quits. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Shylo breaks the hold. Shylo trys for a top-rope DDT but is not strong enough to lift Consul.Shylo drags Consul to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Shylo off the top rope with a somersault legdrop onto Consul's chest. ]
The Face - Consul now knows what the somersault legdrop feels like.
[(..2) Consul gets back to his feet. (...3) Consul hits Shylo with the back of his elbow. (....4) A flying bodypress by Shylo takes Consul to the floor with authority. Shylo moves back to his feet. Consul gets back to his feet. (.....5) Shylo and Consul move back into the ring. Out of desperation, Shylo dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Consul. Shylo is back on his feet. Consul is up again. Consul spinning mule kicks Shylo. ]
The Face - Shylo takes a spinning mule kick.
[Shylo gets back to his feet. Consul gets elbowed to his midsection by Shylo. Shylo attempts to kick Consul, but Consul catches his leg. Shylo flips around and kicks Consul. Shylo stands up. Shylo flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Shylo is back on his feet. Consul is up again. Shylo slaps both sides of Consul's head out of desperation. Consul thrust kicks Shylo in the head. Consul grabs Shylo's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The referee is checking the situation. ... Shylo is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Shylo escapes. Consul fist drops Shylo on the mat. Flying somersault drop kick by Shylo puts him back in the match. Shylo stands up. Now Consul standing. Shylo hits a jumping elbow thrust on Consul. Shylo jumps and elbow smashes the lying Consul. Shylo stands up. Shylo covers Consul. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Consul kicks out. Consul gets up. Consul superkicks Shylo. Consul uses a closed fist on Shylo. Consul kicks Shylo in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. ]
The Face - Nice scissor kick by Consul.
[Consul and Shylo go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Consul throws a chair at Shylo. ]
SVH - Consul is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Flying lariat by Shylo takes Consul down. ]
The Face - Shylo executes a flying lariat.
[Shylo is up again. (..2) Shylo goes for a flying knee drop but Consul dodges the attack. (...3) (....4) Shylo hits Consul with an elbowdrop. Shylo stands up. Consul gets back to his feet. (.....5) Shylo takes Consul into the ring. Shylo gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Consul. ]
SVH - Consul gets hit with a jumping neck snap.
[Consul hits Shylo with a heart punch. Consul knees Shylo and rolls back to his feet. Consul's head is smashed into the mat with a springboard DDT by Shylo. Shylo is up again. Shylo drags Consul to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Shylo jumps and elbow smashes the lying Consul. Shylo stands up. Consul is back on his feet. (...3) Consul executes the jumping sidekick on Shylo. Shylo is up again. (....4) Shylo executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Consul. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Shylo hits Consul with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Shylo standing. Consul is back on his feet. Consul grabs Shylo by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Consul mule kicks Shylo. Shylo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Consul. Consul is back on his feet. Shylo gets up. Consul with a headscissors takeover on Shylo. Consul climbs to his feet. Shylo stands up. Consul locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... Shylo is fighting the hold. Consul breaks the hold. Consul dropkicks Shylo to the face. Consul is up again. Consul leg drops the throat of Shylo. Now Shylo standing. Consul leg lariats Shylo, sending him to the mat. Shylo is up again. Consul uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Shylo down. Consul hits Shylo with the Nukiuchi Kiyomeru! Shylo is out! Consul covers Shylo. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Consul!!!
Vanessa Stepside vs. "Friendly" Dick Tater (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Sapphire Angel a member of Cliax Coalition he holds the MFGG SoVeryHardcore title belt, Vanessa Stepside!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Vanessa stands there bored, asking the referee to hurry up and get to the fight. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from outer space, "Friendly" Dick Tater!!! (crowd cheers ************)
["Friendly" Dick Tater appears in the ring with a cloud of glitter which fills the building and gets in everybody's eyes. Vanessa walks around the ring. The Walrus checks "Friendly" Dick Tater's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Vanessa Stepside pins "Friendly" Dick Tater against the ropes and chokes him with her forearm. "Friendly" Dick Tater gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Vanessa. Vanessa Stepside uppercuts Dick. Vanessa Stepside gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Vanessa Stepside gets elbowed to his midsection by Dick. Vanessa Stepside hits a koppo kick on "Friendly" Dick Tater. "Friendly" Dick Tater gets up. "Friendly" Dick Tater runs towards the ropes, springboards off, and splashes Vanessa. Dick and Vanessa go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa with an elbowdrop from the first turnbuckle. (...3) Vanessa Stepside gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dick. ]
The Face - Dick with a diving elbow smash.
[Dick stands up. (....4) Dick jumps and elbow smashes the lying Vanessa. "Friendly" Dick Tater climbs to his feet. (.....5) Dick and Vanessa move back into the ring. Dick hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop. Dick gets up. Dick hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop from the first turnbuckle. Dick jumps and elbow smashes the lying Vanessa. Vanessa is back on his feet. Dick gets set on top the turnbuckle then "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa with a splash. Vanessa with a headscissors takeover on Dick. Vanessa Stepside and "Friendly" Dick Tater go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Vanessa throws a chair at "Friendly" Dick Tater. (..2) Vanessa Stepside fist drops Dick on the floor. Vanessa is up again. "Friendly" Dick Tater is back on his feet. (...3) Vanessa hits a spinning leg lariat on "Friendly" Dick Tater, sending him to the floor. (....4) Vanessa executes a ropeflip hiptoss on "Friendly" Dick Tater. (.....5) Vanessa takes "Friendly" Dick Tater into the ring. Dick gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa Stepside moves back to his feet. Dick is back on his feet. Vanessa Stepside dropkicks Dick to the knee. Vanessa stands up. Vanessa sends "Friendly" Dick Tater to ringside. ]
The Face - Vanessa can't get a pin at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Dick gets up. (..2) "Friendly" Dick Tater hits a jumping elbow thrust on Vanessa Stepside. Vanessa Stepside stands up. (...3) Vanessa hits "Friendly" Dick Tater with a heart punch. "Friendly" Dick Tater is back on his feet. (....4) "Friendly" Dick Tater whips Vanessa's feet from under him with a side kick. Now "Friendly" Dick Tater standing. Vanessa moves back to his feet. (.....5) "Friendly" Dick Tater takes Vanessa Stepside into the ring. Vanessa catches Dick's leg, but Dick reverses it with an enzuigiri to Vanessa's head. Vanessa Stepside gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "Friendly" Dick Tater. "Friendly" Dick Tater climbs to his feet. "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop from the first turnbuckle. "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop. Now "Friendly" Dick Tater standing. Dick jumps and elbow smashes the lying Vanessa Stepside. "Friendly" Dick Tater jumps and elbow smashes the lying Vanessa. Now "Friendly" Dick Tater standing. "Friendly" Dick Tater hits Vanessa Stepside with an elbowdrop. "Friendly" Dick Tater is up again. Vanessa Stepside is back on his feet. "Friendly" Dick Tater goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Vanessa. Dick stands up. "Friendly" Dick Tater flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Vanessa Stepside is driven further into the mat by Dick with a diving elbow smash. Dick stands up. Vanessa is up again. Vanessa Stepside leg lariats "Friendly" Dick Tater, sending him to the mat. ]
SVH - Vanessa Stepside performs a leg lariat.
[Vanessa knee drops Dick. Vanessa hooks "Friendly" Dick Tater in an armlock leglock submission. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Vanessa tightens the hold. "Friendly" Dick Tater escapes. Vanessa and Dick go to the floor ]
The Face - Vanessa Stepside will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Vanessa Stepside mule kicks "Friendly" Dick Tater. Vanessa Stepside executes a corkscrew legdrop on "Friendly" Dick Tater. Vanessa takes "Friendly" Dick Tater into the ring. Vanessa Stepside runs in and leg drops Dick. Dick stands up. Vanessa Stepside hiptosses Dick. Vanessa Stepside kicks Dick out of the ring and uses a Sonic Boom-like weapon with an evil grin! Vanessa goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Vanessa Stepside!!!
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Mors vs. Dustron (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Mushroom Kingdom, Mors!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Mors enters the ring while smoking a cigarette, and then eats the cigarette and screams. ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Classified Laboratory, Dustron!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Dustron scans his opponent as he enters the ring. Mors tests out the ropes. Dustron walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Dustron gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Mors measures Dustron up and drops a closed fist. Mors moves back to his feet. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Mors short lariats Dustron. Dustron gets back to his feet. Dustron lifts Mors up and slams him down with a belly to belly suplex. Dustron gets up. Dustron drags Mors to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Mors is up again. (..2) Mors executes a headlock takedown. ]
SVH - Mors performs a headlock takedown.
[(...3) Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Mors stands up. (....4) Mors hits Dustron with a baba chop. ]
SVH - Mors performs a baba chop.
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. Dustron and Mors move back to ringside. Dustron and Mors move back into the ring. Dustron tries to incinerate Mors with a Cliax Laser. They lockup. Dustron sends Mors to the corner of the ring. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is back on his feet. Mors is up again. Mors picks Dustron up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Mors is up again. Mors covers Dustron hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dustron kicks out. Mors grabs Dustron's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... Dustron is fighting the hold. Mors breaks the hold. ]
SVH - Dustron could use some help about now.
[Mors lifts up Dustron and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Mors chants start. ]
The Face - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. Mors is back on his feet. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Dustron is back on his feet. Dustron tries to incinerate Mors with a Cliax Laser. Mors moves back to his feet. Mors uses a lariat on Dustron. Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. Mors gets up. Mors covers Dustron. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Dustron escapes. ]
SVH - Mors should've pounded away at Dustron some more before trying for that.
[Dustron pulls off a version of a german suplex called the Salto Suplex. Mors climbs to his feet. Mors bites Dustron's arm out of desparation. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Mors stands up. Mors hits a spinning leg lariat on Dustron, sending him to the mat. Mors hits Dustron with the back of his elbow. Dustron tries to incinerate Mors with a Cliax Laser. Mors is back on his feet. Mors hiptosses Dustron. Mors measures Dustron up and drops a closed fist. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Dustron puts Mors in a half nelson...Dustron waistlocks Mors and falls backwards. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron with a bearhug on Mors. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... ... Dustron tightens the hold. Dustron breaks the hold. Dustron gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. ]
The Face - Dustron takes a arm grapevine.
[Dustron moves back to his feet. Mors slaps Dustron in the face. Mors stands up. Mors nails Dustron with a belly-to-back suplex. Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. Mors climbs to his feet. Dustron stands up. Mors executes a swinging bulldog on Dustron driving Dustron's face into the mat. Dustron gets up. Dustron behind Mors executes a Belly to Back Half Nelson Choke Hold! ]
SVH - Spectacular Belly to Back Half Nelson Choke Hold Suplex!
[Dustron climbs to his feet. Dustron drags Mors to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Mors moves back to his feet. (..2) Mors executes the jumping sidekick on Dustron. ]
SVH - Mors performs a jumping sidekick.
[(...3) Dustron tries to incinerate Mors with a Cliax Laser. Mors stands up. (....4) Mors pulls Dustron's hair. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Dustron standing. Mors moves back to his feet. Mors uses a snap mare takeover on Dustron. ]
The Face - Mors executes a snap mare.
[Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. Mors moves back to his feet. Dustron moves back to his feet. Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Mors. Mors climbs to his feet. Dustron gets sent into the turnbuckle while Mors hits him with a splash. ]
SVH - Spectacular splash!
[Mors drags Dustron to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
The Face - Mors is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[(..2) Dustron gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mors. Dustron is up again. (...3) Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. (....4) Dustron clotheslines Mors. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Mors with an Aztecan suplex on Dustron sends him to the mat. Mors puts Dustron in an arm grapevine submission. Dustron gets back to his feet. Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Mors. Mors gets back to his feet. Mors takes Dustron off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Mors goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Dustron escapes. ]
SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?
[Dustron is up again. Dustron is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Mors. Mors puts a knee to Dustron's back and pulls hims arms back. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. ... Mors tightens the hold. ... Mors breaks the hold. Dustron is back on his feet. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron is up again. Mors gets back to his feet. Mors uses a closed fist on Dustron. Dustron lifts Mors and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Dustron gets up. Mors executes a jawbreakeron Dustron. Mors is up again. Mors fist drops Dustron on the mat. ]
SVH - Mors performs a fist drop.
[Now Dustron standing. Mors nails Dustron with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Mors standing. Dustron is up again. Mors executes a jawbreakeron Dustron. Mors is back on his feet. Dustron moves behind Mors puts him in a choke hold and falls back in a belly to belly suplex Dustron drags Mors to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[Mors moves back to his feet. (..2) Mors pulls Dustron's hair. Dustron with a powerful choke lift on Mors. Dustron hits a wheelbarrow suplex on Mors Dustron chants start. Dustron takes Mors into the ring. They lockup. Dustron sends Mors to the corner of the ring. Dustron shoots a mighty Cliax-powered laser beam at Mors. Dustron hits Mors with The Iron Fist! Dustron covers Mors. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - The winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Dustron!!!
Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous vs. Kromar (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Qwerty Triple6 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Port Town, Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Captain Jay Falcon kicks through the roof, leaving a crater, and then flexes his pecs and shouts, "SHOW ME YA MOVES!" ]
Qwerty Triple6 - and his opponent, weighing in at 155 pounds, from Darenya, Kromar!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Thunders strike around Kromar, and evil laughter ensues. The Walrus checks Jay's boots and knee pads. "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!", yells Kromar at the top of his lungs. (the bell rings) Jay hits a flying karate chop right to Kromar's neck. Flying somersault drop kick by Jay puts him back in the match. Kromar gets back to his feet. Kromar bites Jay's arm out of desparation. Kromar hits Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous with the back of his elbow. ]
SVH - Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous gets hit with a back elbow.
[Jay goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Kromar. Kromar climbs to his feet. Jay is reeling after Kromar yells in his ear. Kromar sucks chants start in the crowd. Kromar runs toward Jay and gives him a powerful Zinedine Zidane-style headbutt. Jay is back on his feet. Kromar stomps Jay's foot. Kromar tries to bite Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous's ear. So undignified! A double axehandle smash by Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous puts Kromar to the mat. Kromar is back on his feet. Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous and Kromar go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Jay swings a Steel chair and hits Kromar. Kromar is bleeding as a result. Kromar locks Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous in a half nelson. (..2) (...3) Kromar smacks Jay on the rear end. (....4) Kromar gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Kromar nails Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous with a belly-to-back suplex. Kromar stands up. Kromar punches Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous repeatedly. Kromar hits Jay with the belly-to-belly suplex. Kromar is up again. Jay stands up. Kromar bites Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous's arm out of desparation. Kromar chomps at Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous's ear. The Walrus can't approve of this. Kromar dives for Jay's knees, with both ending up on the mat. Kromar sucks chants start in the crowd. Kromar gets back to his feet. Kromar punches Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous repeatedly. Kromar gives Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous the Mafia Slam. Kromar covers Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
Qwerty Triple6 - The winner of this match, Kromar!!![/spoiler]
[b]Quick Results[/b]
[spoiler]-[b]Consul[/b] defeats [b]Shylo[/b]
-[b]Vanessa Stepside[/b] beats [b]"Friendly" Dick Tater[/b]
-[b]Dustron[/b] conquers [b]Mors[/b]
-[b]Kromar[/b] destroys [b]Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous[/b][/spoiler]
-Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous does a violent thing to Hewo
Oh I almost forgot about this thing. Well, Fabulous is winning and that's all I care about!
[quote]-[b]Captain Douglas Jay Fabulous[/b] does a violent thing to [b]Hewo[/b][/quote]
Oh I almost forgot about this thing. Well, Fabulous is winning and that's all I care about!
Another one dealt with. But not the one I should have dealt with.
Vanessa Stepside has done it again. She's gaining the crowd's favor.
Everything I have come to try to prevent, she is becoming.
I am failing. Why?! Why am I failing?
She is corrupt, and she will corrupt the people.
But in subjecting myself to the same rules as her, I cannot stop her.
I am failing. I am failing my people!
This is not good. This is not right.
I must quell this insolence by..."sequestering" her might.
DO YOU HEAR ME, STEPSIDE?
I WILL CRUSH YOUR BONES! I WILL SEND YOU HOME BROKEN IN BODY AND SPIRIT!
I WILL DESTROY YOU, IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO PURGE THE EVIL IN YOUR HEART!!
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SAVE MY PEOPLE FROM YOU!!
*Consul dusts off his hands*
[i]Another one dealt with. But not the one I should have dealt with.
Vanessa Stepside has done it again. She's gaining the crowd's favor.
Everything I have come to try to prevent, she is becoming.
I am failing. Why?! [b]Why am I failing?[/b]
She is corrupt, and she will corrupt the people.
But in subjecting myself to the same rules as her, I cannot stop her.
I am failing. [b]I am failing my people![/b]
This is not good. This is not right.
I must quell this insolence by..."sequestering" her might.
[b][size=150]DO YOU HEAR ME, STEPSIDE?
I WILL CRUSH YOUR BONES! I WILL SEND YOU HOME BROKEN IN BODY AND SPIRIT!
I WILL DESTROY YOU, IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO PURGE THE EVIL IN YOUR HEART!!
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SAVE MY PEOPLE FROM YOU!![/size][/b][/i]
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