[img]http://i.imgur.com/XFBbDq7.png[/img] You are Babby, a babby. You are bored and demand entertainment. There is a village full of ugly people to the west and a guitar farm to the east. You have: [list][*]Baby food [*]A baby spoon [*]A knife[/list] What do you do?

crawl as fast as you can to the west and pick the ripest guitar you can find

[img]http://i.imgur.com/iBaeBO4.png[/img] You use your tiny baby hands and feet to crawl as fast as you can (which isn't very fast) to the Strummendorf family guitar farm. You notice that there's only one guitar left on the tree so you pluck it out and put it in your multi-dimensional magic pocket. After that, you notice a man sitting under the tree. He looks like he has something to say, but he's also a Stockphotoian. You remember that Stockphotoians are one of the most powerful races in the universe because they can easily will anything into existence. You decide to be careful around him. You have: [list][*]Baby food [*]A baby spoon [*]A knife [*]A guitar[/list] What do you do?

ask the stockphotoian to open your can of baby food, then kill him with your knife while his back is turned

ask him in his infinite power and wisdom to teach you how to play guitar

puke on his face.

Ask him to double my baby food and then shove the knife on him

[img]http://i.imgur.com/tVrtgbh.png[/img] You try to talk to him, but before a single "ga-ga" leaves your lips, he has teleported himself and you into outer space. He laughs at you and feeds you the baby food (yes, including the package). After that, he starts poking your nose. After a while, you notice (with your amazing baby senses (for more information on this, watch Baby Geniuses)) that the man seems to be a huge fan of music. Perhaps you could use this to your advantage. You have: [list][*]A baby spoon [*]A knife [*]A guitar[/list] What do you do?

Sing and play dubstep with a guitar to please him.

Destroy the guitar with the knife and make him cry.

Lick the knife.

Ask how babby is formed.

die. http://phpbb.mfgg.net/posting.php?mode=reply&f=59&t=17699#

[quote="EnragementChild"]die. http://phpbb.mfgg.net/posting.php?mode=reply&f=59&t=17699#[/quote] Uhh. What and why?.... You just bumped a topic with a worthless post.

Eat the stuff and sell the knife and spoon for more food

nice bump

We could continue the game, in case Roo is still active enough.

[quote="LuigiM9"]nice bump[/quote] ...Ok?

Bumping is posting a reply into an old inactive topic.

[quote="SuperArthurBros"]We could continue the game, in case Roo is still active enough.[/quote] It seems that Roo completely forgot about his game. Someone could substitute, I suppose, but then that person could have a hard time emulating Roo's personal flavor of weirdness.