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| Author: | smithuser [ Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answer... |
Title says it all. You can downright lie about whatever stuff is, but it needs some relevance to the question. Example 1 says: What's a Goomba? Example 2 says: It's a mushroom. I don't know what else. I'll start: Why does Mario jump on enemies to kill them? |
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| Author: | Mors [ Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Because this game doesn't make any sense and totally stupid. Is this game necessary? EDIT: Ok, it is now not just a forum game about typing random stuff. |
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| Author: | Kirby's Adventure [ Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
smithuser wrote: Why does Mario jump on enemies to kill them? so he can put the splattered remains of goombas in his puttanesca sauce why does samus lose her stuff after every game |
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| Author: | Xandalf [ Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Because she's too cool for them and needs sexier upgrades like that sexy Gravity suit and it's sexy color scheme. Why is Dedede fat? |
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| Author: | DJ Coco [ Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
OP should alter the rules so the answers have to contain some sort of relevance to the question, like the people playing this game so far have played. Otherwise it'll end up being locked. |
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| Author: | smithuser [ Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
DJ Coco wrote: OP should alter the rules so the answers have to contain some sort of relevance to the question, like the people playing this game so far have played. Otherwise it'll end up being locked. Sorry. I should've known. Xandalf wrote: Because she's too cool for them and needs sexier upgrades like that sexy Gravity suit and it's sexy color scheme. Why is Dedede fat? Well I do know he has that swallow attack, so he might've been once like Kirby and sucked up and ate everything that got in his way. Or it might have something to do with his obsession with food. Why is Mario fat? |
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| Author: | luigiman64 [ Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
He ate a magical green spaghetti one time that made his stomach expand to FAT proportions Wario ate 5 of these |
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| Author: | SuperArthurBros [ Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Why is Bowser always kidnapping Peach? |
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| Author: | Cruise Elroy [ Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Bowser is blind and wants to eat a peach (the fruit), confusing the Princess for a fruit. Why can Mario swim? |
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| Author: | SuperArthurBros [ Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Because he has mermaid fantasies Why are there pipes everywhere in Mushroom Kingdom? |
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| Author: | DracoHandsome [ Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Because Mario has to keep smoking or the Mushroom Kingdom will cease to exist Why does Bowser Jr. wear a bib? |
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| Author: | Q-Nova [ Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Because Bowser Jr thinks he is a baby forever, so he thinks he has to wear a bib, so it'll be protected by Mario's attacks. Why do viruses in ML:SS disappear if a duplicate of them is present? |
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| Author: | Cruise Elroy [ Mon Jul 27, 2015 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Because they have a "There can only be one" sense of justice Why are coins stuffed in bricks sometimes? |
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| Author: | Xandalf [ Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Bowser was the Easter Bunny. Why do we have to shoot doors open in Metroid? |
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| Author: | Hypernova [ Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Samus is mentally challenged. Why is the Mystery Box has an enemy inside with a limited amount of time staying inside of it? |
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| Author: | DracoHandsome [ Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Xandalf wrote: Why do we have to shoot doors open in Metroid? Metroid Prime actually explains this: it's a control on the native animals because they can't open the doors, only "people" can |
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| Author: | smithuser [ Wed Jul 29, 2015 7:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Hypernova wrote: Why is the Mystery Box has an enemy inside with a limited amount of time staying inside of it? It's a prison for enemies that were defeated by Mario. Why can Flopters (those propellor bug things from Super Mario 3D World) only float down, even if you're above them? |
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| Author: | Willsaber [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
Because screw gravity! Why does the Beanbean kingdom have beans everywhere? |
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| Author: | LuNiney [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
because luigi was eatin beans on lunch but when he opened the beans can it flew away up to outer space and it was so much enough to make a new planet and inhabitants and WHY DOES Mario FLY with a RACCOON and TANOOKI suit??????????? what SENSE DOES THAT MAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 |
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| Author: | Kirby's Adventure [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask a stupid question about Mario and get a stupid answe |
a better question is, why does tanooki mario not have gigantic balls what's the difference between pacman and ms pacman, really? |
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