-~**¤{}[]: M A G I C :[]{}¤**~- Why are clouds solid?

Scientifically clouds in real worlds are hot humid air collide with cooler dryer air to condense into a white visible gas form. In Mario universe this does not apply because most of the clouds are living things that floats. Why is Peach is the ruler of Mushroom Kingdom? For an ideal ruler the leader must be toad like figure not a human.

She was adopted. Why does bowser have a flying clown car?

He used to be in the circus in the freakshow and stole it for his own nefarious purposes. What's behind a Shy Guy's mask?

A Shy Guy. Why everything appears to be made of paper in Paper Mario series?

A Mario fan in Mushroom Kingdom made a pop-out story book and wished if his work can be a reality. Then a star from star hill grant his wish incompletely so his book is literally an alternative universe made out of paper. Why does hills have eyes?

[quote="Hypernova"]A Mario fan in Mushroom Kingdom made a pop-out story book and wished if his work can be a reality. Then a star from star hill grant his wish incompletely so his book is literally an alternative universe made out of paper. Why does hills have eyes?[/quote] To see, duh! Why does yoshi always wear shoes?

Because his feet will kill everyone Why does Mario go up in the air then back down again when he dies?

When a person die, it releases the muscle that controls bowel movement. So basically all of the gas escapes it makes Mario go up. Why do Yoshi born with shoes?

the yoshi mothers somehow put shoes on them before they are born Why does Bowser kidnap Peach?

To care for Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings. Why do toads have mushrooms on their heads?

Because they grow fungi farms...Mario's head will have one on it someday... How can Yoshi flutter jump?

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgmJ9epdJ2g]He has moon shoes[/url] Why do coins give Mario 1-ups?

Mario uses the money to buy life potions. How'd Waluigi get to be so tall?

His nose makes him even taller. Why does Mario go after the flag pole?

he has nothing better to do is wario a libertarian?

No. Mario (is clearly a Communist) tries to overthrow Wario. Wario never protests about anything and he loves money. If he is in our world he would be a bank owner. Therefore Wario is not Liberal. Can Wario's fart use as an ultimate weapon for chemical warfare?

[quote="Hypernova"]No. Mario (is clearly a Communist) tries to overthrow Wario. Wario never protests about anything and he loves money. If he is in our world he would be a bank owner. Therefore Wario is not Liberal. Can Wario's fart use as an ultimate weapon for chemical warfare?[/quote] No, too much garlic. What is Mario's blood type?

b positive why does dr crygor have robotic enhancements

because he wants to troll wario soon Does Luigi's hat have secret powers?