Admin edit: This topic is used for silly Discord moments now. Previously it was an IRC moments thread. - Original post: Got something funny to show from the IRC, show it here ;) So I was playing [b]UNO[/b] with [b]CapnCoconuts[/b] and this happened. [img]http://i.imgur.com/nOzeXUV.png[/img]

I feel honoured that I witnessed The Great Uno Battle of 2015. Or maybe I should be terrified...? D:

It might be better to provide an image if you're going to quote UNO games. They're rather dependent on color.

Mors The Grinch: An Actual Story From The IRC [spoiler][code] <Mors> I'm having his account because something fishy is going on <Willsaber> And that's why Mors sucks. <Willsaber> Oh, hey, Mors! <Mors> as you as as choosing dish power coal daffodil chunk <Mors> I don't suck! <Dustinvgmaster> I am the president and I hereby pass a law that says Mors sucks. <HansAgain> i'd like to know what's going on <HansAgain> does mors actually hate sants? <Willsaber> Mors is the Grinch <HansAgain> i need more details <Dustinvgmaster> He sat on Mt. Finch... hating the whos. <Mors> I like Christmas <Mors> But not santa <Dustinvgmaster> In the town of MFGG, Santa was a hit. <Willsaber> I'm reporting you to Google, and they'll ban you from the internet! <Dustinvgmaster> But that old Mors didn't like him one bit. <Dustinvgmaster> While the fangamers were off having their fun, <Dustinvgmaster> Mors decided "This must be done!" <HansAgain> oh hey, it's ok if you don't like santa <Willsaber> That was the greatest thing. <HansAgain> but if you're trying to ruin christmas for everyone else <Willsaber> We must preserve this for future generations. <Dustinvgmaster> With his spirit all out of whack... <HansAgain> i'd suggest you to stop being so grinchy <Dustinvgmaster> Santa's account he decided to hack. <HansAgain> wait really <HansAgain> mors, stop <Mors> Lol <Mors> I like gifts too <Dustinvgmaster> He called him "stupid", "ugly" and "thick" <Dustinvgmaster> So, Dustin thought that he should * Dustinvgmaster has kicked Mors from #MFGG (Mors) * Mors (~Mors@95.70.226.68) has joined <HansAgain> "thick" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <Mors> I'm not someone like that OH COME ON <HansAgain> dustin <HansAgain> you stop doing that <Willsaber> I'm saving all of that in a text file, lol. <HansAgain> all of what? <Recent314> even better, put it on gatete's irc quotes thread!!!1 <Willsaber> Dustin's verse. <Recent314> im gonna do it <HansAgain> ah, nice <HansAgain> do it [/code][/spoiler]

The gang discuss slongans. [spoiler][quote] [23:55] <@CapnKrampus> So we're semi-official? [23:55] <@CapnKrampus> Quasi-official? [23:55] <Vitiman> I'd say we're... official enough! [23:55] <Vitiman> Works, don't it [23:55] <@Dustinvgmaster> Official If You Squint(tm) [23:55] <Vitiman> That could be our slongan. [23:55] <Vitiman> *slogan [23:55] <+Miles3298> lol slongan [23:55] <@Dustinvgmaster> But it could be our slongan, too. [23:55] <Vitiman> XD [23:56] <Vitiman> Ah, typos are fun [23:56] <@CapnKrampus> Heck I haven't really done anything too impressive on MFGG [23:56] <supersmash64> Yse, t is. [23:56] <@CapnKrampus> I'm just a forum regular who's written a few dozen reviews [23:56] <Vitiman> Aside from being former SysOp, I'm mostly just known for being the guy who makes those weird joke games [23:56] <@CapnKrampus> And occasionally makes other things [23:56] <@Dustinvgmaster> I'm just... not known. [23:56] <Vitiman> I'd say you're known-ish [23:57] <Vitiman> I knew ya, if that means anything [23:57] <Vitiman> Probably doesn't, but hey! [23:57] <@Dustinvgmaster> Something resembling known, but not quite? [23:57] <Vitiman> It could be your slongan! [23:57] <@Dustinvgmaster> Yeah, sounds about right. [23:57] <+Miles3298> Close enough to known, your new slongan [/quote][/spoiler]

[quote][02:58:14] <Minus0> By the way, can one eat a Krampus? [02:59:05] <CapnKrampus> Krampus is a demonic figure that punishes misbehaving children [02:59:29] <CapnKrampus> One does not eat a Krampus [02:59:33] <Minus0> I'd like to eat one. [02:59:38] <CapnKrampus> You're weird.[/quote]

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/s/vsbcbg8892y0mn3/IRC%20Activity%20Statistics.PNG[/img] The log file shows that I'm busy committing evilities.

There was an incident with Vinny and myself discussing the meanings of the acronym "MI". Forgot to quote it, but the only one I can remember was "Mutant Indians". EDIT: Also Phanto strikes his revenge. [quote][code]== Phanto [webchat@c-98-192-249-242.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #MFGG [13:43] <Phanto> Fight me, Cap'n. [13:43] == Phanto [webchat@c-98-192-249-242.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Client Quit] [13:43] <Dustinvgmaster> You don't count. >:( [13:43] <MrYoshbert> LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DAY TWENTY-THREE! [13:43] <MrYoshbert> Oh [13:43] <Vitiman> That was more like a teasing day if you ask me [13:43] <QwertyTriple6> That was me :P [13:44] <Dustinvgmaster> How dare you reference post-movie Spongebob? [13:44] <Vitiman> You should have said [13:44] <Dustinvgmaster> I take this personally. [13:44] <Vitiman> "Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped (not custom or edited)" [13:44] <QwertyTriple6> OK fine [13:44] <Miles3298> ahahaha [13:44] <Recent314> there are some good post-movie spongebob episodes though [13:44] <MrYoshbert> But not _all_ of post-movie Spongebob is bad [13:44] == Phanto [webchat@c-98-192-249-242.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #MFGG [13:44] <CapnKrampus> [13:43:49] <QwertyTriple6> That was me :P [13:44] <CapnKrampus> I thought that hostname was familiar [13:44] <Phanto> Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped [13:44] == Phanto [webchat@c-98-192-249-242.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Client Quit] [13:44] <NintendoFan> :/ [13:44] <Vitiman> YOU DIDN'T DO THE THING [13:45] <Vitiman> Aw man [13:45] <QwertyTriple6> Do what [13:45] <Vitiman> That was like the best part :( [13:45] <Dustinvgmaster> *grabs key* [13:45] <Dustinvgmaster> *waits* [13:45] <QwertyTriple6> Oh key then [13:45] <QwertyTriple6> (see what I did there) [13:45] <CapnKrampus> who needs a key when you have a hatchet [13:45] <Miles3298> That's the wrong key. [13:45] <CapnKrampus> hack the door down [13:45] <Vitiman> Who needs a key when you ripped off your door many moons ago [13:45] == Phanto [webchat@c-98-192-249-242.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #MFGG [13:45] <Phanto> You stole a KEY??? [13:45] <Recent314> go away [13:46] <Dustinvgmaster> Nah, I got a screwdriver. Should do the trick. [13:46] <CapnKrampus> Phanto get out before I throw you out [13:46] <Vitiman> What are you, Tommy Pickles? [13:46] <Miles3298> Oh, apparently it wasn't the wrong key. [13:46] <Phanto> The very profanity of your existence scars me. [13:46] <Dustinvgmaster> oh god [13:46] == Phanto [webchat@c-98-192-249-242.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Client Quit] [13:46] <Vitiman> Well that was odd. [13:46] <Dustinvgmaster> tommy pickles is the doctor [13:46] <QwertyTriple6> Indeed. [13:46] <CapnKrampus> I BANISH YOU FROM THIS PLACE [13:46] <Miles3298> It definitely wasn't even. [13:46] <NintendoFan> lol [13:46] <MrYoshbert> CHRISTMASPHERE EVENT CONFIRMED [13:46] == mode/#MFGG [+b Phanto!*@*] by CapnKrampus [13:46] <QwertyTriple6> XD [13:46] <CapnKrampus> Phanto is banana'd[/code][/quote]

Besides the Mutant Indians, I also mentioned Morphine Island(z), Many Igloos, Multiple Intelligences, Mafia Ice, and Marigold Incline.

So I join the irc and this is literally the first thing I read: [img]http://i.imgur.com/TAHyIe5.png[/img]

Spoiler'd due to size. I was playing Uno with GateteVerde and NintendoFan and this happened; [spoiler][img]http://i.imgur.com/pNaHR72.png[/img][/spoiler]

Actually, I quit because my bro asked me to leave the computer :V So, no ragequit

[quote="Gatete"]Actually, I quit because my bro asked me to leave the computer :V So, no ragequit[/quote] btw I don't believe this for a second ;) Just kidding, but the way you left made you look like you had ragequit.

Agreed.

Ya'll know how I said CocoBot was a swell guy? Apparently when you run a poker-esque game script, he gets a bit... salty. [quote][22:25:36] <QwertyTriple6> !bet goats [22:25:36] <CocoBot> I dunno about you, QwertyTriple6, but where I come from, money is measured in NUMBERS. [22:18:17] <CocoBot> Drop your dice and grab a Kleenex. Let's see who's going home with your money! [22:18:19] <CocoBot> CapnKrampus has TWO PAIR, 5 high. [22:18:19] <CocoBot> QwertyTriple6 has a SET of 2s. [22:18:23] <CocoBot> This game's pot goes to... [22:18:25] <CocoBot> QwertyTriple6! Fork it over, losers! [22:27:45] <CapnKrampus> !fold [22:27:45] <CocoBot> CapnKrampus has left the game. Feel free to glare icily at them. [/quote] guys i think wario hacked my cocobot :(

[quote][22:25:36] <QwertyTriple6> !bet goats [22:25:36] <CocoBot> I dunno about you, QwertyTriple6, but where I come from, money is measured in NUMBERS.[/quote] Not in goats?!?!? D:

Here's another from my (HexChat) log: [quote]Dec 23 20:56:11 <Vitiman> S'a little quite in here tonight Dec 23 20:57:32 <CapnKrampus> I suppose you could say it was a... Dec 23 20:57:36 <CapnKrampus> ... Silent Night. Dec 23 20:57:50 <supersmash64> Dun, dun, dun . . . Dec 23 20:57:55 <Vitiman> You're the worst, Krampus. Dec 23 20:57:57 <Vitiman> I mean the best.[/quote] #MFGG: The Home of Bad Puns

[img]http://i.imgur.com/SKPGu74.png[/img] Slopes: A programmer's worst nightmare

The Dual Hans Conflict: Another Story From The IRC [spoiler][code] wertyTriple6 (webchat@c-98-192-249-242.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined * Hans (~androirc@190.235.125.32) has joined <QwertyTriple6> hi * Gatete is now known as GateteVerde <Recent314> hey mr azerty!!!! <CapnKrampus> That Hans is a spy! <HansAgain> THAT'S NOT ME <QwertyTriple6> There's a spy among us! * CapnKrampus sets Hans on fire <HansAgain> I'm serious <CapnKrampus> Hans <Recent314> little hans freakin dies :( <HansAgain> i'm not joking <HansAgain> this one is not me <HansAgain> WARNING <QwertyTriple6> Hans <Recent314> ok im done <Recent314> are you all done? <CapnKrampus> wait then why are your IPs the same <QwertyTriple6> Your IP and his are the same.... <GateteVerde> You are miss 16-bit SMB1 and SMB3. <- Someone on MFGG's main site <Vitiman> Hey, it's DeeY :D <HansAgain> hmmm * NintendoFan (NintendoFa@cpe-76-173-210-189.hawaii.res.rr.com) has joined <HansAgain> ah <HansAgain> it's my phone :P <HansAgain> it got connected automatically <QwertyTriple6> Wow <HansAgain> hold on i'm disconnecting it * Hans has quit (Client Quit) <HansAgain> there <QwertyTriple6> OK, problem solved <HansAgain> sorry for any confusion [/code][/spoiler]

[quote][21:58:15] <Vitiman> "I never get quoted", Vitiman, 2015[/quote] I don't know why I'm quoting this. It must be the irony, or something.