[14:47:10] <CapnCoconuts>
http://kaction.com/ terrible crossover fanfiction idea generator
[14:47:48] <Dustinvgmaster> Oh yeah, I think I've seen this before!
[14:47:50] <LangtonLion64> The high-pitch sounding voice makes me think of Sev
[14:47:55] <Dustinvgmaster> "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Reservoir Dogs and Malcolm in the Middle. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!"
[14:47:59] <Dustinvgmaster> And yeah, that's Sev.
[14:48:20] <LangtonLion64> Not sure who the successor with the seducing voice was supposed to be tho
[14:48:42] <Seva> Huh? Me without the last letter?
[14:48:50] <Dustinvgmaster> Nah, Sevrault.
[14:48:51] <CapnCoconuts> Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X and Oregon Trail. The story should use the future as a plot device!
[14:48:56] <Seva> Oh.
[14:49:02] <Dustinvgmaster> That plot writes itself!
[14:49:10] <Seva> It does as well!
[14:49:36] <Dustinvgmaster> "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Barack Obama and Gordon Ramsay. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!"
[14:49:43] <Dustinvgmaster> OKAY HERE GOES
[14:50:07] <Seva> Do it.
[14:50:23] <CapnCoconuts> "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 5 and Hellsing. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device! "
[14:50:33] <CapnCoconuts> Overpowered pistol wielding vampires IN SPACE!
[14:50:42] <Dustinvgmaster> It's no secret that our president was a fan of fine food. A man of exquisite taste, Obama is not always satisfied.
[14:51:02] <Dustinvgmaster> One day, he gets a craving for a specific dish. However, none of his cooks can prepare it correctly.
[14:51:27] <Dustinvgmaster> So, he decides to seek out the only man he can trust with a job this big. Gordon Ramsay.
[14:51:49] <Seva> Oh man it's happening!
[14:52:03] <Dustinvgmaster> He shows Gordon the sorry excuse for a dish his cooks had provided for him. "It's f***ing RAW!" Gordon exclaims.
[14:52:24] <LangtonLion64> I saw that coming from a mile away
[14:52:32] <Dustinvgmaster> "Yeah, I think I can make you one of these, but I'll have to go get some supplies."
[14:52:56] <Dustinvgmaster> Gordon hops into his car and waves to Obama about as cheerily as he can muster.
[14:53:14] <Dustinvgmaster> Hours pass and Obama is still waiting on Gordon to return.
[14:53:37] <Dustinvgmaster> "I wonder what's taking him so long." Obama wonders. "Might as well watch some TV to pass the time."
[14:53:53] <Dustinvgmaster> Obama turns on the TV to a breaking news broadcast.
[14:54:22] <Dustinvgmaster> "Celebrity chef Gordan Ramsay found dead after a fatal car crash." the newscaster says.
[14:54:34] <Dustinvgmaster> "Oh no!" Obama yells.
[14:55:04] <Dustinvgmaster> "It's all my fault! I shouldn't have asked him to do that!"
[14:55:55] <Dustinvgmaster> Obama takes a minute to compose himself. "Alright, at the very least, there's nothing connecting me to this. I'll show up to his funeral and pretend I had nothing to do with it."
[14:55:56] <LangtonLion64> *applause*
[14:56:16] <LangtonLion64> Oh my bad I thought that was the end
[14:56:37] <Seva> *spiteful stares*
[14:56:56] <Dustinvgmaster> The day of Gordon's funeral arrives and Obama shows up looking somber. After a tearjerking speech from the pastor, Obama is asked to say some words about Mr. Ramsey.
[14:57:17] <CapnCoconuts> "pretend I had nothing to do with it" <-- well, that's politicians for you
[14:57:18] <Dustinvgmaster> He starts to panic, but quickly composes himself.
[14:58:21] <Dustinvgmaster> "Well, Mr. Ramsey and I were always good friends. I had seen him that day and asked him his opinion of this dish my chef cooked. He said he loved it and my chef was brought to tears of joy."
[14:58:44] <Dustinvgmaster> Suddenly, Gordon busts out of his casket. "That's not true! I said it was f***ing RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW"
[14:58:55] <Dustinvgmaster> the end
[14:59:12] <LangtonLion64> AND THEN GORDON MAKES LURVE TO OBAMA AND THEY BOTH GET PREG
[14:59:38] <Dustinvgmaster> "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shrek and Quake. The story should use love triangles as a plot device!"
[14:59:44] <Dustinvgmaster> Not even gonna touch this one.