soopakoopa wrote:
Well, here's my entry. His name is Ravio "Oiram" Mario.
There's a reason you never see this guy in any Mario games...you know, aside from the fact that he's not an official character...and that's because he HATES Mario and Luigi! Rather than fighting his bros, though, he prefers to make mischief and place roadblocks along their path; he's the guy responsible for putting bottomless pits all over the Mushroom Kingdom, distributing poison mushrooms, and making ? Blocks invisible. He's also the mastermind who convinced the Wario Bros. to antagonize the Mario Bros., constantly reminding Wario of painful memories about his childhood with Mario. He nicknamed himself "Oiram" to express his contempt for and opposition to his heroic brother.
There's a reason you never see this guy in any Mario games...you know, aside from the fact that he's not an official character...and that's because he HATES Mario and Luigi! Rather than fighting his bros, though, he prefers to make mischief and place roadblocks along their path; he's the guy responsible for putting bottomless pits all over the Mushroom Kingdom, distributing poison mushrooms, and making ? Blocks invisible. He's also the mastermind who convinced the Wario Bros. to antagonize the Mario Bros., constantly reminding Wario of painful memories about his childhood with Mario. He nicknamed himself "Oiram" to express his contempt for and opposition to his heroic brother.
That one is awesome. You could probably win.
