[quote="Benstar"]hello people of the internet[/quote] whats an internet? its 1977

[quote="Friendly Dictator"][quote="Benstar"]hello people of the internet[/quote] whats an internet? its 1977[/quote] This is a virtual reality simulating 1977 inside of the internet. But don't let anybody here know that, or else they'll go into an existential crisis and start pondering the validity of their own existence.

Though I only persist as a spirit (and your wonderful narrator), may I suggest [b]all the townspeople vote on who they wish to execute[/b]?

[quote="Willsaber"][quote="Friendly Dictator"][quote="Benstar"]hello people of the internet[/quote] whats an internet? its 1977[/quote] This is a virtual reality simulating 1977 inside of the internet. But don't let anybody here know that, or else they'll go into an existential crisis and start pondering the validity of their own existence.[/quote] Ah well... Who cares, anyway? This virtual life is awesome!

Wait I'm confused what virtual life?

Yeah, I'm confused on what's this virtual life stuff about. :confused: Eh, whatever it is, hello, everybody! It seems nice out, although it's kind of scary knowing that there are some mafia goons out there. Has anyone found any suspicious info about the people in here yet?

I don't think I want to throw a vote at a random person. I hadn't even heard about mafia activity being a thing around here until just then. But thanks, random booming voice out of nowhere, for letting me know how unsafe we apparently are. :O

Quickly, everyone! You only have [b]30 minutes[/b] to get your votes in! But if we don't vote on anyone, that's also fine.

I dunno who should i vote yet...

I do not believe there is any mafia around, therefore I vote no-one. I have a feeling my assumption will turn out to be wrong.

[img]http://www.nokillredemption.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/NoKill-AdvocacyCenter_Logo.gif[/img] (In other words, I'm voting no kill.)

Same here. Everyone seem fine to me so its a no-no for me.

It's 6:00, which means it's time for the townspeople to begin heading home. These winter nights get frigid! The townspeople have voted to kill [b]no one[/b]. Most seem to not believe there's really a mafia lurking about... From now until 6:00pm EST tomorrow, any posts in this topic will be ignored.

Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna vote for anyone. Nobody seems to be acting very suspicious at all.

ignore this

[spoiler]Covered by the inky blackness of the night, 3 of the mafiosos approached the church. Out of respect, or only for the element of surprise, they waited until their target had left the building. One distracted him with a plea for help and a fabricated story about having seen a wild animal in the vicinity. The others emerged from the bushes and overtook the priest. While getting dragged into the bushes, the only thing he could say in his shock was a bonafide "Uh-oh!". He was quietly "put to sleep", as they say, and his body was hidden. He has not shown up for Sunday service.[/spoiler] [b]Jaharl[/b] is dead. He was the priest. [spoiler]In the dead hours of the night, Hexyuu Yandere was having a visit with his buddy Mr. Johnson. Soon after, he was lured out of his room by a strange noise outside his door. He checked it. Nothing. So, he decided to give his hands a good washing and his glasses a good cleaning in the bathroom while he was up. It's very difficult to watch imported Japanese cartoons with smudgy lenses! He turned on the faucet and started running his glasses under them. Unfortunately for him, the sound of the running water would drown out any other noise. Slowly emerging from behind the shower curtain, our villian jumped upon him! In brutal fashion, Hexyuu Yandere was quickly torn to pieces. He slumped down onto the floor, where our villian left one final touch, and politely turned the faucet off. A few townsfolk have come to investigate his home. Etched into the wooden bathroom door and carved into the remnants of Hexyuu Yandere's body is a large letter "X". Among his personal effects are several pieces of incriminating evidence against him.[/spoiler] [b]Hexyuu Yandere[/b] is dead. He was a mafia. [b]Day 2 has begun![/b] Maybe now we all have some ideas of who could be plotting against us, or at the very least, believe we're all in danger? And what's this, two deaths? Surely the mafia would not have killed their own cohort - is there a [b]serial killer[/b] among us? [size=50]*Minor footnote here, I'd like to thank Miles for granting me powers to lock and unlock the topic![/size]

Wow, we lost the priest already. This is gonna be a tricky one. Also, [quote]where our villian left one final touch, and politely turned the faucet off.[/quote] [quote]politely[/quote] I'd laugh if that was a stealthy country joke (Canada, so FD) or person joke. I doubt it though. Is the host even allowed to do things like that?

I won't say if you're on the right track of guessing who it is or not, but it wasn't a Canada joke!

By Jove! The death of a mafia sure is good news but little did I know our very own town was involved in such gruesome activity!

Welp, we lost the priest. It seems like this isn't gonna be easy. But at least one of the Mafia is gone. I don't wanna get used to waking up with bad news :/