someone stole my horse parking spot darn mafia

@Mayor May I suggest that every resident votes? We wouldn't want our beloved mayor charged with misconduct for lynching the wrong man (or woman).

[quote="Fujiko"]Someone's been sitting in my chair! Must be the work of those dastardly low-lifes![/quote] Oh I'm sorry it was me.

Speaking of which, Mors, I woke up this mornin' with on of them Bibles on me. I am a Christian, but I'm not THAT dedicated. I'm sure someone did this last night. Which ona yous guys did it?

Interesting.....

@LuigiM9: Sure, I will allow every resident to vote. _________________________________________________________________________________________ Say, Mors, are you okay? Something seems a little weird with you...

maybe he's mafia?

Pay attention to me. Someone ate my dinner and I'm mad.

@FD Strange... Only a few people in town own a horse. Maybe that could help us single out some of those yellow-bellied goons. Too afraid to show their faces in broad daylight, they are. I reckon most of us townsfolk are braver than those blockheads!

[quote="Friendly Dictator"]maybe he's mafia?[/quote] lol what? If I was a mafia, I wouldn't talk at all. I'm with you guys. I'm trying to fin- wait for a second. I think YOU are mafia! You are trying to make people believe that I'm a mafia! But no, my town won't do that!

Well, I'm offta work. If anyone needs me, I'll be at Thy Shoes Hath Fitteth, making shoes.

Well, FD [i]is[/i] a robot. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but what if he was constructed by the mafia? Naw, I kid, I kid. I think that Mors is indeed part of the mafia, however. @Blu Do you do shoe-shining work as well? Working my way through the thickets does a number on my shoes.

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I don't think it will help anyone to just blindly accuse someone considering that I haven't seen anyone acting in a way that one would reasonably suspect mafia activities. Id think that the recent theft of property would be an act of a third party...

You guys are making a horrible mistake.

Yous guys, it's terrible! I can't find my special cobbler hammer! All I found was a Bible on a stick! I think I'm starting to wonder about who it might be...

[quote="Blutorus"]Yous guys, it's terrible! I can't find my special collier hammer! All I found was a Bible on a stick! I think I'm starting to wonder about who it might be...[/quote] At least you will still be able to hammer things well!

!!!!

Wait a moment; Technoflops claims that some whiskey was stolen from him. I thought alcohol was illegal in this town?

No, you don't understand! It's a special hammer that was passed down from generations of my family! It's a family heirloom that's worth a fortune! ...but I guess I can still cobble WITH THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST