[size=150]Nyerk nyerk nyerk! It's me! Wario! Ha-ha![/size] I heard you guys were doing some puzzles for Halloween! I'm too lazy for puzzles! Too much brainpower! Brainpower that can be used to make money! So allow me to spice things up around here! Starting [b]Tuesday[/b] (that's [b]October 27th[/b] in case you have no idea what a calendar is), I'm gonna be killing off one of you worms each night! That's right! [i]Every night, one Mario Fan Games Gallery user is gonna die![/i] I need the cash, so I've gotta get some fresh blood to help me stay afloat in this anti-capitalist world! You usually don't see body parts going for cheap, now do you?! [b]Nyerk nyerk nyerk![/b] Now, there's no fun when there's no challenge. So to prove how [i]out-of-commission[/i] you losers are gonna be, I'm gonna set up some personal handicaps to give this dump even a speck of a chance! Ha! Here's the low-down for you chumps: [list][*]Once [b]8 PM EST on Tuesday[/b] (again, that's [b]OCTOBER 27TH[/b] in case you REALLY don't know how to read) hits, [b]I'm gonna take one of yous hostage![/b] [*][b]I'm also gonna drop off one of a few games I've come up with.[/b] I'm thinkin' of starting a business, these things [i]sell![/i] [*]If in the event that you manage to beat one of these games (highly unlikely, looks like you guys have barely made it past Mario 3) [b]the game'll give you a hint of who I've got hostage![/b] You won't know who's in my grasp until it's too late or you figure it out, [b]so don't bother snoopin' around the user list![/b] [*][b]You'll all have to come together to share your hints[/b], because [b][i]each player will be provided a randomized hint![/i][/b] And [b]you can't just replay the game to get a new hint, either![/b] I never said this'd be easy! [b]Make some friends, losers![/b] [*]If you're too much of a wimp for my games and sit clueless [b]by 8 PM the next day[/b], that person will be [i]kaput![/i] However, [b]whoever discovers who the captured user is first is also... how do I put this? [i]Dead.[/i][/b] But I'm a nice guy, so I'll leave you the way you are. Think of it as some kinda [b]cheat-prevention![/b] Ha! [*]If you can't beat enough games by [b]8 PM EST on Halloween[/b] (Halloween is [b]October 31st[/b] if you've been living under a rock for your entire life), then, well... let's just say it'll be [i]too late! Nyerk nyerk nyerk![/i][/list] [size=150]So, for the billionth time, you losers have until [b]TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27TH AT 8 PM EST[/b] to get ready for Wario to make his grand re-appearance! [b][i]Haaaahahahahaha![/i][/b][/size]

My tusks are too sexy to die

You can't kill me. Phanto beat you to it!

[quote="Wario"] [*]If you're too much of a wimp for my games and sit clueless [b]by 8 PM the next day[/b], that person will be [i]kaput![/i] However, [b]whoever discovers who the captured user is first is also... how do I put this? [i]Dead.[/i][/b] But I'm a nice guy, so I'll leave you the way you are. Think of it as some kinda [b]cheat-prevention![/b] Ha![/quote] So, does that mean that whoever is the first one to discover the captured user will become punished? Sorry, I just cannot understand this rule.

[quote="Q-Nova"][quote="Wario"] [*]If you're too much of a wimp for my games and sit clueless [b]by 8 PM the next day[/b], that person will be [i]kaput![/i] However, [b]whoever discovers who the captured user is first is also... how do I put this? [i]Dead.[/i][/b] But I'm a nice guy, so I'll leave you the way you are. Think of it as some kinda [b]cheat-prevention![/b] Ha![/quote] So, does that mean that whoever is the first one to discover the captured user will become punished? Sorry, I just cannot understand this rule.[/quote] It's meant to give everyone who plays an equal and fair shot at figuring it out! No use in hogging all the glory for yourself! I'm all for bein' greedy, but there's no fun in being the only one to win over and over!

[s]papyrus[/s]HEY THIS SOUNDS INTERESTING what do I have to do to join the fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote="[url=http://phpbb.mfgg.net/viewtopic.php?p=464061#p464061]Wario[/url]"]Every night, one Mario Fan Games Gallery user is gonna die![/quote] Oh, Mario Fan Games Gallery users are going down? False alarm, guys. We're safe.

Spoopy Waryo1 I would love to see how will this be like. Come at me, haunty stuff

Nice

I don't wanna dieeeeeeeeeeee

BTW, I have another question, is there gonna be badges for this event? I'm just wondering.

you can't kill me i'm invincible

Wario, your face is dumb

welp we know who's getting killed first

Can you go for the lurkers who never made a single post first?

You know, he's right. Those blue rings around his eyes makes no sense, his nose is obnoxiously pink, and Good Scott, don't let me get started on that mustache. Glad to see someone's not afraid to speak up for once. I never liked the guy's guts, anyway.

[quote="Wario"]I'm too lazy for puzzles![/quote] Don't be silly, Wario. I know beyond all shadow of a doubt that you're every bit as intelligent as you are handsome.

[quote="Cap'n Coconuts"][quote="Wario"]I'm too lazy for puzzles![/quote] Don't be silly, Wario. I know beyond all shadow of a doubt that you're every bit as intelligent as you are handsome.[/quote] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDwvF7_zLE[/url] Mmmmm...... get me some of dat.

[quote="[url=http://phpbb.mfgg.net/viewtopic.php?p=464183#p464183]Willsaber[/url]"][quote="Cap'n Coconuts"][quote="Wario"]I'm too lazy for puzzles![/quote] Don't be silly, Wario. I know beyond all shadow of a doubt that you're every bit as intelligent as you are handsome.[/quote] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDwvF7_zLE[/url] Mmmmm...... get me some of dat.[/quote] I listened to this all the way through

[ispoiler]SEXY GOBLIN WARIO HAS ARRIVED[/ispoiler] ... I think I'm done with that joke now. Also why would you ever inhale coins? (Or your bike, for that matter?)